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    My wife asked me the obvious question you keep your mouth shut when asked but after the 3rd time in 5 minutes when she asked if this robe makes her looks fat, i replied it isn't the robe that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat. Everything went black briefly after that.
    You may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.





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    Oh dear... BigDawg, Come home with flowers and a card (I'd saw come home with low fat chocolates, but that would make it worse!).

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      just tell her you were drunk, and give her some ice for her hand from decking you LOL

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        GO DOWN ON HER TONIGHT FOR 20 MINUTES
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        • #5
          Re: Yeah i f'd up

          Originally posted by BigDawg View Post
          My wife asked me the obvious question you keep your mouth shut when asked but after the 3rd time in 5 minutes when she asked if this robe makes her looks fat, i replied it isn't the robe that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat. Everything went black briefly after that.
          Damn!!!!!! You'll be hearing about that for a long while.

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          • #6
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            DUDE, YOU SERIOUSLY MESSED UP. EVEN I DONT GO DOWN THAT ROAD!!
            ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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            • #7
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              hahaha, thats ****ing awesome hahahaha...... your totally screwed for a while. just gotta man up and kiss her ass hardcore lol

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              • #8
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                Your subject line says it all - you sure did f*up!

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                • #9
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                  that'll do it everytime
                  1 up

                  Go Gators


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                  • #10
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                    You are the guy who needs to keep a Twix in your pocket form now on. LOL
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                      Nice! See I don't see anything wrong with being honest like that, maybe she will think twice before asking such a question in the future.....lol

                      I say we men need to stand up and stop ***** footing around these issues with our women, then maybe, just maybe, they will stop asking such asinine questions!

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                        lmao, you silly fukk.

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                        • #13
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                          Sorry to hear about your situation but that is hilarious!!! I dont understand why people ask questions they dont want an honest answer to?
                          Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments.

                          What lies before me and what lies ahead of me are small compared to what lies within me.

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                            it will blow over..some year!!!!!! lmao!!

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                            • #15
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                              look at the positive side, you are gonna get some nice forearm workouts in for a while haha

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