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    Very Sensitive Man........


    A woman meets merc in a bar.

    They talk; they connect; they end
    up leaving together.

    They get back to his place,
    and as he shows her around his
    apartment.

    She notices that one wall of his
    bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
    cuddly teddy bears.

    There are three shelves in the
    bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute,
    cuddly teddy bears carefully placed
    in rows, covering the entire wall!

    it was obvious that he had taken
    quite some time to lovingly arrange them
    and she was immediately touched
    by the amount of thought he had
    put into organizing the display.

    There were small bears all along
    the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the
    length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running
    all the way along the top shelf..

    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guyto have such
    a large collection of Teddy Bears,She is quite impressed by his
    sensitive side but doesn't mention this to him.

    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and,
    after awhile, she finds herself thinking,'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy
    could be the one! Maybe he could be the future
    father of my children?'

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips He responds warmly.
    They continue to kiss, the passionbuilds, and he romantically lifts her in
    his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's
    clothes and make hot, steamy love.

    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion,
    more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy,
    they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently
    strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?'

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek,

    looks deeply into her eyes,

    and says: ...............
    .............
    .........


    'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'

    LOL YOU GO MERC...YOU SENSITIVE GUY YOU!


    ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

    "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

    Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.


  • #2
    Re: MERC IS A .......

    lmao!!! my hero!
    HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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    • #3
      Re: MERC IS A .......

      LMAO!!!!! That is classic! Reps for that one

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      • #4
        Re: MERC IS A .......

        Lol! That's Merc!

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