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    JUST MY LUCK!

    I ended up with an older woman at a club last
    night. She looked OK for a 57-year-old.

    In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found
    myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

    We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd
    ever had a Sportsman's Double.

    "What's that? I asked.
    "It's a mother and daughter TEAM," she said.

    I said, "No" - excitedly.

    We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight
    was "my lucky night". I went back to her place.

    She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs:
    "Mom, you still awake?

  • #2
    Re: Daughter and Mom

    lol..heard it before, but you put a good twist on it by making it out to be you!
    HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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    • #3
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      YOU KNOW YOU STILL WANTED TO GUT RAKE THAT OLD LADY!

      DENO YOUR A SICKO!! BUT I STILL LIKE YA!
      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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      • #4
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        LOL...... I did find some hot women well in their mid 50's to be fine. It's all about how well you take care of yourself.

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        • #5
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          old women need love too


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          • #6
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            yeah, that was scary.
            You may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.





            I don't have an ego, i just love how awesome i am !!

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            • #7
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              TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM AND HIT THE OLD LADY
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              • #8
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                yep, if she takes her teeth out it might be good!


                ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!

                "Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"

                Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.

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                • #9
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                  I CAN TAKE MY TEETH OUT
                  Last edited by BIGMOFO; 01-25-2008, 04:02 PM.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by 6p6 View Post
                    I CAN TAKE MY TEETH OUT
                    dont tell mofo that he might get excited

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                    • #11
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                      Doh!

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