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Girl wont leave me alone
Help! I am having a problem with this girl. I hooked up with her at a party, talked to her a good bit all that stuff but I didnt think anything of it you know? It was just a one time thing for me, the girl isnt too much my type and she isnt really all that attractive. Well I went back to college for exams, and turns out she has been constantly calling my parents house where I used to live, and calling all of my friends and asking for my cell phone number. I come back to my hometown, went to this party on New Years with a bunch of my old highschool friends, and she ofcourse showed up. She got really drunk and WOULD NOT LEAVE because she said she wasnt going to leave unless it was with me. It took all of her friends to physically force her out of the door. She kept getting all in my face and stuff and asking me questions like why dont you ever call, why dont you ever answer your phone, dont you like me, and a bunch of stuff like that. Ruined my whole high. She was all up on me the whole night and I tried not to show any interest because frankly I dont have any anymore. How do you lose girls like this? I mean I actually wouldnt mind being friends with her, I would prefer not having to be a dick about it you know? Also does stuff like this happen often to you guys? Im only 18, havent had a whole lot of experience.
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"If you're going through hell . . . keep going."
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The key is a good firm donkey punch....
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The donkey punch just make's them even hotter for you. Throw a party and invite all your girlfriends. When the catfight breaks out slip out the backdoor with your fresh new girlfriend. One of the old one's friends that tagged along. BTW all women want drama, you just need to know what kind of drama you need to provide to bust her away from you. Your young and it will all come to you soon. You just need to learn how to play.I love women. That's why I'm married and my steady girlfriend lives with me. I've quit my players ways. Love is the most powerful force in the Universe. Use the power by clicking on the Rep icon.Comment
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Damnit, good point.Originally posted by OldWiseGuy
The donkey punch just make's them even hotter for you.Comment
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Put some antie freeze in her water,it makes it sweet,shit it works for stray cats j/kComment
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Originally posted by YellowJacket
The key is a good firm donkey punch....
Let me illustrate...
LMFAO
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2 words for you bro...
RUN FAST!
That girl is crazy....Comment
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I would rather pull the dirty sanchez on her...Originally posted by YellowJacket
The key is a good firm donkey punch....
Let me illustrate...
*SHUT THE F*K UP AND TRAIN!!!!!
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lol i have not heard much about a good o donkey punch in a long time lmfao.Comment
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Fuck watch out man. You ever see that movie Vanilla Sky? What ever you do don't get in a car with her or it's lights out.Comment
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Yeah, and what about the movie "fatal attraction". Be careful bro.
If she is wanting you while you are treating her bad then the donkey punch would definately make her want you more.
She would not want you so much if you were treating her good.
Tell her you turned gay.
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Haha, thanks guys. I needed that. Yea, I think Im going to tell her I am impotent because of a bad meth habit or something like that lol and if that doesnt scare her off I will have to tell her Im gay, last resort."If you're going through hell . . . keep going."
-- Sir Winston ChurchillComment
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Ha....just hope she doesnt have any hot friends.....then you're screwed.Comment
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All I can say is you shouldnt' have given it to her soo good... LOL.. sounds like she is a bit possesive, I would drop her quick..Comment
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can you say psycho *****Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WINComment
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