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well, the worse gift I got was for my 25th birthday. me and my oldest son have the same birthday. it was his 5th. my mom and dad got him, like, the super soaker 5k or some shyt and got me one of those little ass, palm holding squirt guns...yea...that was great...kid hammered me with 18 gallon of pressurized water in 1/10th of a second and my shyt squirted sideways!!!
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
well, the worse gift I got was for my 25th birthday. me and my oldest son have the same birthday. it was his 5th. my mom and dad got him, like, the super soaker 5k or some shyt and got me one of those little ass, palm holding squirt guns...yea...that was great...kid hammered me with 18 gallon of pressurized water in 1/10th of a second and my shyt squirted sideways!!!
LMAO!!!!!!! I am laughing my ass off dave that had to of been funny
oh, shyt! fuggin kid drowned my ass!! it was in june so all the neighbors are outside doing shyt, watching us and laffing. i owned one of those old fla. cbs houses and we just baught it a few weeks erlier so i had NO IDEAL the outside spicket was broke. i ran to grab the garden hose as mikey was filling back up (thanks to my wife) with COLD tap water!! as he came around the corner, i went to turn on the water and the fuggin handle came off in my hand!! i was trapped like a rat!!
by the way...same year...my mom and dad got me a VACUUM for x-mas!!!! yea...that was a great presant recieving year for ol' dave. not like they got my wife a fuggin cordless drill or some shyt. noooo, she got a watch!
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
My mother got my brother a "Du Rag" for christmas. We were laughing so hard about it. My brother is a white preppy guy. We're like mom didn't the picture of the black thug on the front clue you in that it's not marketed for white preppy kids?
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