devil racoon

[jipped genes]

i come home for lunch and make myself a sandwich and am catching a ballgame i DVR'd.

i hear the dog going nuts in the extra bedroom

IT'S a DAMN RACOON! my dog is pretty big but even he didnt want anything to do with this beast!

the racoon was growling, all pumped up looked to be about 30#s of muscle! he would snarl visciously then slash at the floor with his claws over and over not backing up an inch.

i shut the door and grabbed my gun

before i shot the bastard i realized what "OO" buckshot would do to my hardwood floor so i called the local animal removal service

they came out the little 100# girl walked in with big heavy gloves that came to her shoulders, picked up the devil as it bit and scratched at her gloves and put it in a carrier.

i was impressed, and she was hot!

[Merc]

Re: devil racoon

so did you go get another racoon and call her back

[supasaiyan99]

Re: devil racoon

^ LOL....I know right?

[jipped genes]

Re: devil racoon

so did you go get another racoon and call her back

yes as a matter of fact, i heard scratching again and there were two little racoons in my damn chimney! she will be out somtime today. i will ask her if she minds me videoing it because when she bends over to look in the chimney those polyester uniform pants look real good and i will post some capture pics

[horsepwr]

Re: devil racoon

damn killer racoons...lol, I wonder how many places have developed pest issues because of her.

[mtnmedic]

Re: devil racoon

Lol !

[jipped genes]

Re: devil racoon

we didnt get the little ones. i borrowed a trap. we shall see if i catch anything there was nothing in it this morning

[O2BESOHUGE]

Re: devil racoon

JIPPED DID Y OU GET OUTDONE BY A 100POUND GIRL?? AM I HEARING THIS RIGHT?

I DONT BLAME YOU! IVE SEEN RACCOONS GET FEROCIOUS!! ONE GOT IN MY BOAT HOUSE! I BEAT ONE WITH A PIPE WRENCH BEFORE TO GET HIM AWAY FROM ME. THE FIRST SWATS ON HIS HEAD PISSED HIM OFF!
O2

[venom27]

Re: devil racoon

those f uckers r ruthless when i catch those the 357 comes ous cause my 9 is no match i have to shoot one of them like 12 times with a 9mm one time to finally kill it. but with my 357 they don't stand a chance.

[dixiechick]

Re: devil racoon

Dang... I can't image having a raccoon in my house.

My aunt had a squirrel get in her house once. Those little things can get pretty feisty. It ran up her drapes and shredded them.

[daved150]

Re: devil racoon

JIPPED DID Y OU GET OUTDONE BY A 100POUND GIRL?? AM I HEARING THIS RIGHT?

I DONT BLAME YOU! IVE SEEN RACCOONS GET FEROCIOUS!! ONE GOT IN MY BOAT HOUSE! I BEAT ONE WITH A PIPE WRENCH BEFORE TO GET HIM AWAY FROM ME. THE FIRST SWATS ON HIS HEAD PISSED HIM OFF!
O2

yea...well, next time you can just call for your wife! she'll save ya little buddy. she aint gonna let no big bad, mean ol' racoon hurt her little poopy head!