IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT SERIOUS

[GBAGH]

Re: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT SERIOUS

A lot of people aren't going to like this, but this is what I would do...

1. I would round up all of the illegal immigrants, put them in cattle cars and ship them all to Mexico. Any that were caught trying to get back into the United States would be executed and Mexico would be given a bill for the bullet.

2. Anyone on death row would be executed within 24 hours of me taking office. There would be no stay of execution and all appeals would be cancelled. If you have been given the death penalty you will be executed, end of story.

3. I would reduce or eliminate our dependence on foreign oil by FORCING everyone to use biodiesel to power their personal automobiles. Tax breaks would be given to people to convert their automobiles to run on biodiesel. Within four years the return on that investment would make me a legend in terms of successful presidents.

4. I would build solar thermal power plants in all of the uninhabited deserts of the Uinted States. It is a proven fact that the entire United States could be run on the solar power produced in these desert areas. This would create more jobs, curb pollution, and help bring energy costs down.

5. I would cut spending in a lot of areas. Politicians salaries and pensions would be modified, foreign aid would be a thing of the past, and there would be NO MONEY given out to hungry people in any country until every person in this country has nutritious food to eat.

6. Funding for education would be increased, but the money would not be spent on sports teams or high administration salaries. The money would be spent on upgrading buildings, hiring teachers, and actually helping students learn and aspire to go to college.

7. The entire tax system would be redesigned. I am not qualified to redesign this system, but I do know that it is ****ed up. I would have 11 men/women who are qualified experts in tax and the economy sit down and outline a new plan. The plan would be voted on and it would be installed.

8. As far as foreign policy goes I am going to rewind life a few years and say that wars are wars. There is no winning hearts and minds...there is only killing men and piling up bodies. All wars will be fought in the following manor. A) Bombs will be used to destroy all known hardened military defenses, B) airports, bridges, highways, and seaports will be completely eliminated, C) Food production plants, water treatment plants, and power plants will all be bombed into nothingness, D) Hospitals, schools, and public facilities (think FEMA camps) would be leveled, E) THEN AND ONLY THEN would the first ground troop set foot in the country to do anything. This will be the blue print for all future wars and phuck whoever doesn't like it.

This would be a start. There are a million things that need to be done, but this is a start.

[DJDIGGLER]

Re: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT SERIOUS

I've got a lot of respect for klash after seeing his posts in this thread. You seem to have your head on pretty straight bud. I see eye to eye with you on basically 100% of what you said.

Daved sorry bro, he's right about the dog fighting meaning you don't support freedom. I only say that because I have the same argument with my mother all the time. She always says they need to ban people like howard stern from the air because kids might hear it and because it's inappropriate. I always explain that it would be a violation of freedom of speech, that it's not the governments job to be parents that's the parents job, and if you don't like what you hear you have the freedom to turn the damn knob!

It's basically like this. If you like chocolate ice cream but hate vanilla so much you think it should be made illegal, and at the same time I love vanilla ice cream but hate chocolate ice cream so much I think it should be banned....what would happen? See everything will offend someone somewhere. What might offend you, might not offend the next guy. If we were to make laws to cater to what everyone likes, dislikes, or gets offended by virtually everything would be illegal. That is the problem today. The majority of americans are hipocritical. They'll pick on drunk drivers then go do it themselves. They pick on fat people then have a triple whopper. People don't practice what they preach.

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Now if I were to run for president it would be like this.......

Illegal immigrants would all be immediately deported. Upon their extradition a Giant wall would be constructed to prevent them from re-entering this country illegally. If you came here by boat and make it to shore, you don't get citizenship. You get deported.

Insurance companies would not be able to create special insurance pools for certain states (cough..Florida....cough) so they can rape the citizens and drive 90% of the people out of the state or into poverty / bankruptcy.

Taping conversations would be legal if it's between the two parties making the call. Basically you wouldn't have to warn the person you are going to tape the call. If they don't want what they said taped, maybe they should watch what they say. This would promote more honesty and catch scumbags that like to lie.

There would be two types of prisons. Violent crime prisons & white collar crime type prisons. I don't feel that someone that breaks a traffic law deserves to be in jail with murderers and rapists. Doing so may turn a otherwise decent individual into a complete anarchist & criminal.

There would be no such thing as censorship, however there would be a rating system. Each station, program would have to abide by the rating standards or be fined extreme amounts of money. If the company chooses to put certain content on their station, that would be their freedom. However they then would have to abide by that rating they chose and not exceed it's allowable content. This would shut whiny parents up that their kids are seeing stuff that they shouldn't. If they were it would 100% be the parents fault!

All our troops home from every country in the world. We don't need to be world peace.

IRS........SEE YA! There would be one national tax (decided by the citizens) and the state tax would be voted on each year by the citizens of that state.

Guns would be legal, as well as bulletproof vests. Trust me when the DC sniper was out and I was a driver for a cabinet company I sure wished I was able to buy a bulletproof vest.


Companies would have to take people to a special credit court if they wanted to put something on their credit report. This garbage where the company is considered right and you are a liar is bogus. That's not innocent until proven guilty. They just assume our guilt.
There would be 1 company and you can access your report and credit score anytime you choose. IT'S YOUR REPORT. WHY THE HELL ISN'T IT THIS WAY ALREADY??!!

9/11 would be reinvestigated by independent sources. Any government officials found involved would be immediately executed by the families that lost a loved one to that tragedy!

Martial arts would be considered part of our curriculum. I'd want a close combat, and regular style taught. Therefore people would be able to defend themselves better against criminals and bullies! Also women would be able to fend off attackers better.

Vaccines would be eliminated! Then you can watch the ADD/ADHD/ and autism rates become almost non existent.

Women could walk around topless as men now can. It's just boobs and I see it as discrimination to allow men to do it and not women. If your offended by this to bad. That is freedom. You have the freedom to shut your f'n eyes or turn around and walk away. I'm offended by disgusting fat people, but they aren't illegal, why are boobs?

Marijuana would be legalized, even though I don't even like the stuff. Hey if our forefathers did it, they must have intended it for us.

All of these things plus ad all of klash's ideas because I think the same way as him on those issues but don't want to be redundant and type the same thing over.

I'll probably think of stuff later, but for now that's all I got.

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Btw, daved and hrspwer you do realize almost every single thing you said you like is what Ron Paul stands for right?

[DJDIGGLER]

Re: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT SERIOUS

I've got a lot of respect for klash after seeing his posts in this thread. You seem to have your head on pretty straight bud. I see eye to eye with you on basically 100% of what you said.

Daved sorry bro, he's right about the dog fighting meaning you don't support freedom. I only say that because I have the same argument with my mother all the time. She always says they need to ban people like howard stern from the air because kids might hear it and because it's inappropriate. I always explain that it would be a violation of freedom of speech, that it's not the governments job to be parents that's the parents job, and if you don't like what you hear you have the freedom to turn the damn knob!

It's basically like this. If you like chocolate ice cream but hate vanilla so much you think it should be made illegal, and at the same time I love vanilla ice cream but hate chocolate ice cream so much I think it should be banned....what would happen? See everything will offend someone somewhere. What might offend you, might not offend the next guy. If we were to make laws to cater to what everyone likes, dislikes, or gets offended by virtually everything would be illegal. That is the problem today. The majority of americans are hipocritical. They'll pick on drunk drivers then go do it themselves. They pick on fat people then have a triple whopper. People don't practice what they preach.

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Now if I were to run for president it would be like this.......

Illegal immigrants would all be immediately deported. Upon their extradition a Giant wall would be constructed to prevent them from re-entering this country illegally. If you came here by boat and make it to shore, you don't get citizenship. You get deported.

Insurance companies would not be able to create special insurance pools for certain states (cough..Florida....cough) so they can rape the citizens and drive 90% of the people out of the state or into poverty / bankruptcy.

Taping conversations would be legal if it's between the two parties making the call. Basically you wouldn't have to warn the person you are going to tape the call. If they don't want what they said taped, maybe they should watch what they say. This would promote more honesty and catch scumbags that like to lie.

There would be two types of prisons. Violent crime prisons & white collar crime type prisons. I don't feel that someone that breaks a traffic law deserves to be in jail with murderers and rapists. Doing so may turn a otherwise decent individual into a complete anarchist & criminal.

There would be no such thing as censorship, however there would be a rating system. Each station, program would have to abide by the rating standards or be fined extreme amounts of money. If the company chooses to put certain content on their station, that would be their freedom. However they then would have to abide by that rating they chose and not exceed it's allowable content. This would shut whiny parents up that their kids are seeing stuff that they shouldn't. If they were it would 100% be the parents fault!

All our troops home from every country in the world. We don't need to be world peace.

IRS........SEE YA! There would be one national tax (decided by the citizens) and the state tax would be voted on each year by the citizens of that state.

Guns would be legal, as well as bulletproof vests. Trust me when the DC sniper was out and I was a driver for a cabinet company I sure wished I was able to buy a bulletproof vest.


Companies would have to take people to a special credit court if they wanted to put something on their credit report. This garbage where the company is considered right and you are a liar is bogus. That's not innocent until proven guilty. They just assume our guilt.
There would be 1 company and you can access your report and credit score anytime you choose. IT'S YOUR REPORT. WHY THE HELL ISN'T IT THIS WAY ALREADY??!!

9/11 would be reinvestigated by independent sources. Any government officials found involved would be immediately executed by the families that lost a loved one to that tragedy!

Martial arts would be considered part of our curriculum. I'd want a close combat, and regular style taught. Therefore people would be able to defend themselves better against criminals and bullies! Also women would be able to fend off attackers better.

Vaccines would be eliminated! Then you can watch the ADD/ADHD/ and autism rates become almost non existent.

Women could walk around topless as men now can. It's just boobs and I see it as discrimination to allow men to do it and not women. If your offended by this to bad. That is freedom. You have the freedom to shut your f'n eyes or turn around and walk away. I'm offended by disgusting fat people, but they aren't illegal, why are boobs?

Marijuana would be legalized, even though I don't even like the stuff. Hey if our forefathers did it, they must have intended it for us.

All of these things plus ad all of klash's ideas because I think the same way as him on those issues but don't want to be redundant and type the same thing over.

I'll probably think of stuff later, but for now that's all I got.

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Btw, daved and hrspwer you do realize almost every single thing you said you like is what Ron Paul stands for right?

[DJDIGGLER]

Re: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT SERIOUS

I've got a lot of respect for klash after seeing his posts in this thread. You seem to have your head on pretty straight bud. I see eye to eye with you on basically 100% of what you said.

Daved sorry bro, he's right about the dog fighting meaning you don't support freedom. I only say that because I have the same argument with my mother all the time. She always says they need to ban people like howard stern from the air because kids might hear it and because it's inappropriate. I always explain that it would be a violation of freedom of speech, that it's not the governments job to be parents that's the parents job, and if you don't like what you hear you have the freedom to turn the damn knob!

It's basically like this. If you like chocolate ice cream but hate vanilla so much you think it should be made illegal, and at the same time I love vanilla ice cream but hate chocolate ice cream so much I think it should be banned....what would happen? See everything will offend someone somewhere. What might offend you, might not offend the next guy. If we were to make laws to cater to what everyone likes, dislikes, or gets offended by virtually everything would be illegal. That is the problem today. The majority of americans are hipocritical. They'll pick on drunk drivers then go do it themselves. They pick on fat people then have a triple whopper. People don't practice what they preach.

-----------------------------------------------------------------------

Now if I were to run for president it would be like this.......

Illegal immigrants would all be immediately deported. Upon their extradition a Giant wall would be constructed to prevent them from re-entering this country illegally. If you came here by boat and make it to shore, you don't get citizenship. You get deported.

Insurance companies would not be able to create special insurance pools for certain states (cough..Florida....cough) so they can rape the citizens and drive 90% of the people out of the state or into poverty / bankruptcy.

Taping conversations would be legal if it's between the two parties making the call. Basically you wouldn't have to warn the person you are going to tape the call. If they don't want what they said taped, maybe they should watch what they say. This would promote more honesty and catch scumbags that like to lie.

There would be two types of prisons. Violent crime prisons & white collar crime type prisons. I don't feel that someone that breaks a traffic law deserves to be in jail with murderers and rapists. Doing so may turn a otherwise decent individual into a complete anarchist & criminal.

There would be no such thing as censorship, however there would be a rating system. Each station, program would have to abide by the rating standards or be fined extreme amounts of money. If the company chooses to put certain content on their station, that would be their freedom. However they then would have to abide by that rating they chose and not exceed it's allowable content. This would shut whiny parents up that their kids are seeing stuff that they shouldn't. If they were it would 100% be the parents fault!

All our troops home from every country in the world. We don't need to be world peace.

IRS........SEE YA! There would be one national tax (decided by the citizens) and the state tax would be voted on each year by the citizens of that state.

Guns would be legal, as well as bulletproof vests. Trust me when the DC sniper was out and I was a driver for a cabinet company I sure wished I was able to buy a bulletproof vest.


Companies would have to take people to a special credit court if they wanted to put something on their credit report. This garbage where the company is considered right and you are a liar is bogus. That's not innocent until proven guilty. They just assume our guilt.
There would be 1 company and you can access your report and credit score anytime you choose. IT'S YOUR REPORT. WHY THE HELL ISN'T IT THIS WAY ALREADY??!!

9/11 would be reinvestigated by independent sources. Any government officials found involved would be immediately executed by the families that lost a loved one to that tragedy!

Martial arts would be considered part of our curriculum. I'd want a close combat, and regular style taught. Therefore people would be able to defend themselves better against criminals and bullies! Also women would be able to fend off attackers better.

Vaccines would be eliminated! Then you can watch the ADD/ADHD/ and autism rates become almost non existent.

Women could walk around topless as men now can. It's just boobs and I see it as discrimination to allow men to do it and not women. If your offended by this to bad. That is freedom. You have the freedom to shut your f'n eyes or turn around and walk away. I'm offended by disgusting fat people, but they aren't illegal, why are boobs?

Marijuana would be legalized, even though I don't even like the stuff. Hey if our forefathers did it, they must have intended it for us.

All of these things plus ad all of klash's ideas because I think the same way as him on those issues but don't want to be redundant and type the same thing over.

I'll probably think of stuff later, but for now that's all I got.

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Btw, daved and hrspwer you do realize almost every single thing you said you like is what Ron Paul stands for right?

[DJDIGGLER]

Re: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT SERIOUS

I meant to say we don't need to be world peace makers.

[daved150]

Re: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT SERIOUS

NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU POST IT (POST# 32, 33, 34) IT DONT MATTER....DOG FIGHTING SHOULD STAY ILLEGAL!! I'M NOT FOR FREEDOM, I'M FOR DAVISM!!! IF YOU WERE SMART, YOU'D JOIN THE CLUB! AT SOME POINT ALL WILL AGREE WITH DAVISM, SO IT MUST BE THE PERFECT RULE!!!

[daved150]

Re: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT SERIOUS

BTW DJ....YOU HAVE SEEN THAT I HAVE POSTED THAT I AM LEANING TOWARDS RON PAUL, RIGHT?

[DJDIGGLER]

Re: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT SERIOUS

BTW DJ....YOU HAVE SEEN THAT I HAVE POSTED THAT I AM LEANING TOWARDS RON PAUL, RIGHT?

Yeah. I just didn't know if you were aware that the things you want are the things he is striving for.

Btw, if I became president I would make there be a national goonies day just for you.

[daved150]

Re: IF YOU WERE PRESIDENT SERIOUS

^whoops....you just lost my vote!! lol...
oh, and note, the things he is striving for is DAVISM!!!! glad to have ya on board bro!