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    The Official MM Soap Opera
    IntensityX
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    With all this nice cool drama going on lately this gave me an idea,I did something like this over at FB a while back so let's have some fun with the official MM soap opera.Anyone can jump in on this so here goes.

    Characters for the first scene

    TheGame1976
    Ace
    IrishGirl

    Scene 1:
    TheGame1976:Ace get away from IG,she's mine all mine you scrawny little punk

    Ace:Fuck you Game,IG has always been mine so there

    TheGame1976on't make me squeeze your neck like an orange little man,The Game needs some lovin

    IrishGirl:You two are so damn silly,I think I'll go off to the corner and watch you two fight over me

    To be continued by whoever

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    03-05-2003 04:39 AM







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    TheGame1976: Ace, I said I will look for you in the no fu(king section.

    Ace: Leave me alone. I am fragile:

    Shot Girl: Get away from my man IG or I will shot glass whip you.

    IG: F you *****, he's my man.

    OJ Simpson: I would love to.

    Shot Girl: That's it...

    Shot Girl and IG fight.

    TheGame1976: Cat Fight.

    OJ Simpson: It happens.

    Ace: I can't watch.




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    03-05-2003 04:44 AM







    SMACKAVELI
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    Oh man, this is gonna get crazy!!!




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    03-05-2003 04:48 AM







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    ROFL wtf is OJ doing in there???? LMAO




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    03-05-2003 04:57 AM







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    Ace: Please stop!

    TheGame: Take your clothes off and wrestler in some creamed style corn(to IG & Shot Girl)

    OJ: Where's my gloves?

    Ace: Why do U ask OJ, gonna use them on me

    IG: Why don't we stop this Shot Girl...it's not worth it, I'd rather make out with you!

    Last edited by bjtheman on 03-05-2003 at 05:09 AM



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    03-05-2003 05:04 AM







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    TheGame1976: (Breaking up the fight). Ladies please, there is enough of me to go around. Best lap dance wins.

    Ace: My eyes...

    Shot Girl: Come on Game, me, you and the jello shots will go back to my place.

    OJ: I would love to.

    Game: OJ shut up or I will make the gloves fit.

    Johnnie Cochran: If the gloves don't fit acquit!

    JMoney: (Crawling out of a cardboard box) Word. I am buff and the stuff:

    IG: I give up, back to MA.

    Game: No way. I love my shots. Later.

    Ace: Where is the no fucking section?

    Johnnie: Oh my lord, a 23 year old male virgin.

    OJ: It happens.

    Last edited by TheGame1976 on 03-05-2003 at 05:16 AM



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    03-05-2003 05:10 AM







    IrishGirl
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    Would a mod please edit that. IG would never say Game please stay with me!




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    03-05-2003 05:14 AM







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    There is your edit. Anything else while I am at it. Tea? Fluff your pillow?




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    03-05-2003 05:17 AM







    TheGame1976
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    Switch to 3/6/03…

    Shot Girl: Damn we went through a lot of shots.

    Game: Sure did. What happened?

    Shot Girl: Nothing. You just ravaged me and took whatever you want.

    Game: Good. Cook me some eggs.

    Shot Girl: Whatever you want.

    KNOCK AT THE DOOR

    GUS THE MAFISO NEIGHBOR COMES OVER

    Gus: Hey forget about it.

    Game: What?

    Gus: Who is this I found in your bushes (Holds up Ace).

    Game: Just some peeping Tom.

    Al Gore: Lock box…

    Game: Huh?

    Ace: Shot girl please do a shot with me.

    GUS BEATS ACE OVER THE HEAD WITH A BRANCH.

    Gus: What should I do with him?

    Game: Kill him.

    OJ: I would love to.

    Shot Girl: I love you game.

    Game: Most women do.




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    03-05-2003 05:31 AM







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    quote:
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    Originally posted by TheGame1976
    TheGame1976: Ace, I said I will look for you in the no fu(king section.

    Ace: Leave me alone. I am fragile:

    Shot Girl: Get away from my man IG or I will shot glass whip you.

    IG: F you *****, he's my man.

    OJ Simpson: I would love to.

    Shot Girl: That's it...

    Shot Girl and IG fight.

    TheGame1976: Cat Fight.

    OJ Simpson: It happens.

    Ace: I can't watch.
    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------




    Howard Stern fan huh. funny shit.





    03-05-2003 05:34 AM







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    Damn, someone found me out.




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    03-05-2003 05:35 AM







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    OK..am I dead yet?




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    03-05-2003 05:37 AM







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    quote:
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    Originally posted by Ace
    OK..am I dead yet?
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    If you are than I want to be dead too




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    quote:
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    Originally posted by IrishGirl
    If you are than I want to be dead too
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    03-05-2003 05:41 AM







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    Damn, one has a creative side to them.




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    03-05-2003 05:47 AM







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    second scene

    Back in the MassMonsterz Manor

    Staring
    Flex101
    IG
    Slayergirl
    BJ
    SMACKAVELI

    Flex walks threw the doors at MM Manor.

    Flex O: Hey Bj what’s up sucka?! What you doing with your arms around my women?

    BJ: bbbb ub but but . Flex it’s not what it looks like. L

    Flex O: it better not be *****boy!!

    IG: no honestly Flex it’s not what it seems, I would never touch BJ he likes men.

    BJ: no I don’t hoe!!!

    IG: yea ok?

    SlayerG: well to tell you the truth flex . he was trying to hook it up with me. but I told him you da man!!

    BJ: I can’t believe you girls are lying your asses off!!!

    Flex O: bj what the hell is going on here?


    SMACKAVELI ENTERS THE ROOM.

    Smack: hey I heard you fooos *****en in here. You best shut you moufs!! I’m trying to get some sleep in here.

    BJ: hey smack tell flex I wasn’t trying to hook up with his chicks!

    Smack: Bj didn’t I just tell you to stop all the Jibba Jabba?

    Flex: ok bj I don’t care what you were “trying” to do. “ come on biatches lets go to my room.

    IG: ok master Flex

    SlayerG: what ever you say masta



    Flex, IG and SlayerGirl retire to Flex O’s room.

    Smack: I pity da fooo.

    Last edited by Flex101 on 03-05-2003 at 06:30 AM



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    Flex: Ladies look at my package(while in his bedroom)

    IG & SlayerGirl: Is that your penis? Are you fully erect?

    Flex: Of course, don't ya want this beast?

    IG & SlayerGirl: We'd be better off using our middle fingers!(laughin at Flex)

    Flex: I don't need this...Ace said it was more than enough, screw ya'll I'm out!(runs out cryin)

    IG & SG: We need a real man.

    BJ: (walks into the room)Ladies your man is here. (Motions with his finger for them to come towards him)

    IG & SG: (Both walk towards BJ)

    BJ: See ladies if I can make ya'll come with one finger just think what I can do with my whole body



    Last edited by bjtheman on 03-05-2003 at 06:49 AM



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    LOL! You guys are too much! This is f'ing hilarious!




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    Scene 3



    starring THE*DREAM
    Irishgirl
    Toots711
    and NoGame1976


    Dream- Irishgirl and Toots so glad to see you ladies made it

    IG- Dream i wouldn't miss this for the world

    Toots- Me either Dream, your so damn Dreamy

    NoGame- Hey Dream wheres my play? I know i'm skinny and i can't get the shot girls phone # but i need sum lovin too

    Dream- Yea well Game go get sum lovin from Ace cause these 2 pretty ladies are all mine sucka

    IG- Dream now that i see how great looking you are i'll take you up on your marriage proposal.

    Dream- That's great IG i know we'll make beautiful babies together fo sure......

    Toots- Hey Dream and IG how about us having a threesome to celebrate your engagement?

    Dream and IG- HELL YEA!!!!

    NoGame- Damn i'm skinny and i'm left in the cold again, i guess i'll go call Ace and see if he wants to have a circle jerk.



    Dream, IG and Toots fade off into the background, find a hotel and have crazy wild sex for 2 straight days, WooHoo!!!




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  • #2
    You know, I truthfully had a difficult time following that. But I don't read either.

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    • #3
      a confusing setup there with the post

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      • #4
        To long for my attention span! That guy must not have a busy life!

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          how dum
          The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.

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            allrighty

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            • #7
              Originally posted by goliath.jr


              how dum
              Dum is spelled D-U-M-B.

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              • #8
                r u sure?
                The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.

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                • #9
                  Yes. While you are straddling tombstones and praying to Satan I educate myself. Say it with me "EDUCATE"...

                  Ask Ozzy how to spell it!

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                  • #10
                    im not sure if yove read our rules , but watch the flames, your a mod, take it to the pm.

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                    • #11
                      lets not start a flaming thread guys

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                      • #12
                        lol - jackass. I think i know how to spell dum.

                        I'm not flaming - just bustin the guys balls. He's gettin all bent over it, LOL.
                        The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.

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                        • #13
                          This was a good post until Ozzy wannabe stuck his .02 in...

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                            Originally posted by pudgy
                            im not sure if yove read our rules , but watch the flames, your a mod, take it to the pm.

                            Pudgy, only I truly appreciate good sarcasm. Kudos to you!

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                              Originally posted by Auriflex
                              Pudgy, only I truly appreciate good sarcasm. Kudos to you!
                              LOL
                              The burden of originality is one that most people don't want to accept. They'd rather sit in front of the TV and let that tell them what they are suppose to like, what they're suppose to buy, and what they're suppose to laugh at. You have Beavis and Butthead telling you what music you're allowed to like and not like, and you've got sitcoms that have canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is. People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves because America has raised them that way.

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