Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

MAN LAWS

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • MAN LAWS

    IF YOUR GOING TO WASH MY CLOTHES...MAKE SURE YOU IRON THEM CORRECTLY AFTERWARDS!!

    MAN LAW!
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






  • #2
    Re: MAN LAWS

    Tool purchases are the same as buying a vacuum cleaner......it's for the family

    man law!!
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





    Comment


    • #3
      Re: MAN LAWS

      Keep the refrigerator full of beer, food is optional.

      MAN LAW!!
      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





      Comment


      • #4
        Re: MAN LAWS

        Women should only make a noise during Sex

        Man Law………………………………………………………….HI DEAR !
        ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





        Comment


        • #5
          Re: MAN LAWS

          ADD TO THESE FOLKS!
          ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





          Comment


          • #6
            Re: MAN LAWS

            Farting to warm a bed (i.e. creating a "Dutch oven") in the dead of winter is a primitive and natural survival mechanism that men have perfected to heat ourselves and our partners; kill any hostile viruses or bacteria; deter and eradicate any foreign pests and rodents; and to mark and signal other males to keep away - it's natural, its instinctive, and most of all - manly. Women must learn to cope, accept and appreciate it - it's for their own good.

            Man Law...

            IG

            Comment


            • #7
              Re: MAN LAWS

              Originally posted by Iron_Gook View Post
              Farting to warm a bed (i.e. creating a "Dutch oven") in the dead of winter is a primitive and natural survival mechanism that men have perfected to heat ourselves and our partners; kill any hostile viruses or bacteria; deter and eradicate any foreign pests and rodents; and to mark and signal other males to keep away - it's natural, its instinctive, and most of all - manly. Women must learn to cope, accept and appreciate it - it's for their own good.

              Man Law...

              IG
              lmfao!!! i love that law!!! i gotta memerize that one for the wife!!
              HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


              http://www.infinitymuscle.com/forum.php







              "Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007

              I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...

              Comment


              • #8
                Re: MAN LAWS

                WHEN I CANT SLEEP YOU MUST SLEEP ON THE COUCH

                MAN LAW
                Disclaimer: Steroid use is illegal in a vast number of countries around the world. This is not without reason. Steroids should only be used when prescribed by your doctor and under close supervision. Steroid use is not to be taken lightly and we do not in any way endorse or approve of illegal drug use. The information is provided on the same basis as all the other information on this site, as informational/entertainment value.

                Please take the time to read these threads!

                Fitness Geared Shoutbox rules

                FG member signature rules

                Fitness Geared Forum Rules

                http://www.fitnessgeared.com/forum/f334/

                http://www.fitnessgeared.com/forum/f283/

                https://www.tgbsupplements.com/

                Comment


                • #9
                  Re: MAN LAWS

                  Dont ask if I need another drink, just go get it. and look sexy while fetching it.

                  Man Law!
                  ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Re: MAN LAWS

                    Dont bich at me because my shirt are wrinkled. Men dont iron clothes, we weedwack the yard.

                    Man Law!
                    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





                    Comment


                    • #11
                      Re: MAN LAWS

                      If my clothes are on the floor, that means they need to be washed.

                      If my clothes are on the dresser, railing, door knob, couch, kitchen table, or anywhere else, leave them alone, I am going to wear them again.

                      Man Law!
                      ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





                      Comment


                      • #12
                        Re: MAN LAWS

                        If you ask to come over and I am already pre-occupied (working on my boat), do not complain that I am not giving you attention.... pick up an applicator and start buffing or put on your bikini and give me some eye candy while I am working!

                        Man Law!!
                        ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





                        Comment


                        • #13
                          Re: MAN LAWS

                          Don't touch anything in the garage. You should be happy I let you park there, don't push it

                          man law!
                          ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





                          Comment


                          • #14
                            Re: MAN LAWS

                            I put stuff on the top shelf of the fridge so you don't see it and eat it. Leave the top shelf alone and get your own grub.

                            MAN LAW
                            ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Re: MAN LAWS

                              If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We've been tricked before!!

                              man law!
                              ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





                              Comment

                              Working...
                              X