DAMN YELLOW JACKETS

[O2BESOHUGE]

I WAS CUTTING GRASS AND RAN OVER A HOLE IN THE GROUND...DIDNT THINK TWICE...PUSHED THE LAWN MOWER OVER IT AGAIN TO GET ALL THE GRASS AND THOUSANDS (IT SEEMED LIKE THOUSANDS) OF DAMN YELLOW JACKETS CAME OUT AND STUNG ME ALL UP MY LEGS....I TOOK OFF RUNNING AND THEY GOT ME ABOUT 12 TIMES

THE LAWN MOWER WAS SITTING OVER THE HOLE AND I COULDNT EVEN GET THE LAWN MOWER FOR A WHILE

DAMN LITTLE BASTAGES!! THEY HURT LIKE HELL!!
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[TestRip7]

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That sucks 02, I was grilling some sasuage on the grill this afternoon and got nailed by one on my knee. I bet 12 stings hurt like hell.

[daved150]

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lmao!!! i woulda loved to see that!! that had to be funny as hell!!! i hate those things!

[a-bomb83]

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i'm petrified of things that sting. if a wasp or something flys by anyones head, they just swat and go about their business....me...i run like a little *****. i think it all stems from when i was about 3, my dumbass picked up a bumble bee and it stung me in the palm of my hand. ever since then...terrified,lol.

[mtnmedic]

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Yeaouch ! not only do they sting, but when they get in the meat eating mode they bite and cut ya. Good idea for a thread,..whats the most stings has anybody taken at once ?

[Merc]

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THAT HAD TO BEEN QUITE THE SITE TO SEE, I BET YOU WERE RUNNING AND SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL LOL

[O2BESOHUGE]

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IT SOUNDED LIKE 12 LITTLE GIRLS...A DIFFERENT SHREEKING YELL EACH TIME I GOT STUNG!!!

THAT HAD TO BEEN QUITE THE SITE TO SEE, I BET YOU WERE RUNNING AND SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL LOL

[Merc]

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LMAO!!!!

[dixiechick]

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ROTFLOL....

I'm laughing my ass off picturing that... I did the same thing last summer. Mowed over them and next thing I know they come flying out. I leap off the mower and start dancing, hysterically across my front yard trying to get away from them. A friend drove up just about the time it happened, and he's laughing his ass off at me. He poured some gas down the hole and took care of those basters.

Thankfully I only got stung a couple of times around my ankle and shine. They were crawling all over my shoes and soaks, so I don't know what keep me from getting eat up.

[cyberlegend1994]

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Those things SUCK!

I remember one time one crawled into the arm hole of a tank top I was wearing and nailed me right in the upper back - right when I was getting out of work!

Needless to say I had to make an emergency trip to the supermarket afterward for some Adolph's meat tenderizer....

[CNIZZ]

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i didnt realize they made nests in the ground, nasty little critters

[cyberlegend1994]

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i didnt realize they made nests in the ground, nasty little critters

Mud Daubers (not sure on spelling) and "ground wasps" are even worse - I got nailed by one of them when installing some landscape lighting a few years ago - those things are HUGE! They look like overgrown brown wasps - they're about 2-1/2 inches long and hurt like hell!

Good thing my client had some Adolph's in the house....

[Iron_Gook]

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Hilarious story brutha... I had a yellow jacket go in my ear once - when I was a kid growing up in Maryland. I took a spray nozzle attached to our garden hose and blasted myself in the ear. Needless to say, the yellow jacket came out and stung the living crap out of me. Bastard! LOL.

IG

[daved150]

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Mud Daubers (not sure on spelling) and "ground wasps" are even worse - I got nailed by one of them when installing some landscape lighting a few years ago - those things are HUGE! They look like overgrown brown wasps - they're about 2-1/2 inches long and hurt like hell!

Good thing my client had some Adolph's in the house....

when i was 12 or 13 me and some freinds went horse back riding (we had horses) when we stopped to piss, my buddies horse caved in a mud dawber nest!!! lmao!! we're trying to put our diks away while holding onto the horses, while they're kicking wildly in the air from being stung!! we're trying to get on the horses, we're getting nailed, the horses are getting nailed, we're screaming while laffing at eachother, it was some funny shiot!