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    The GOOD, The BAD & The UGLY

    Good~ Your wife is pregnant
    Bad~ It's triplets
    Ugly~ You had a vasectomy five years ago

    Good~ Your wife's not talking to you
    Bad~ She's divorcing you
    Ugly~ She's a lawyer

    Good~ Your son is finally maturing
    Bad~ He's involved with the woman next door
    Ugly~ So are you

    Good~ Your son studies a lot in his room
    Bad~ You find several porn movies hidden there
    Ugly~ You're in them

    Good~ Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
    Bad~ You can't find your birth control pills
    Ugly~ Your daughter borrowed them

    Good~ Your husband understands fashion
    Bad~ He's a cross-dresser
    Ugly~ He looks better than you

    Good~ You give 'the birds & the bees' talk to your
    daughter
    Bad~ She keeps interrupting
    Ugly~ With accurate corrections

    Good~ The postman's early
    Bad~ He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
    Ugly~ You gave him nothing for Christmas

    Good~ Your son is dating someone new
    Bad~ It's another man
    Ugly~ He's your best friend

    Good~ Your daughter got a new job
    Bad~ As a hooker
    Ugly~ Your coworkers are her best clients
    Way Ugly~ She makes more money than you do

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  • #2
    lol!

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    • #3
      lol
      "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."

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      • #4
        lol

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        • #5
          lol

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          • #6
            oh my god, the last one is just wrong haha
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            • #7
              LOL!

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              • #8
                lol
                morebeefplease


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                • #9
                  lol.

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                  • #10
                    Life is like a game, you either win or lose. AND I ALWAYS WIN

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                    • #11
                      lmao

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