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....in the end
> >The Cremated Husband
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> >Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated Picking up the
> >urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.
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> >Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to
> >him....
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> >"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
> >insurance money!"
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> >She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
> >"Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it
> >with the insurance money!"
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> >Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
> >ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it
> >too, with the insurance money!"
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> >Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman,
> >remember that blow job I promised you?"
> >
> >Here it comes
> >
> >The Cremated Husband
> >
> >
> >Martha recently lost her husband. She had him cremated Picking up the
> >urn that he was in, she poured him out on the Patio table.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to
> >him....
> >
> >"Herman, you know that dishwasher you promised me? I bought it with the
> >insurance money!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >She paused for a minute tracing her fingers in the ashes then said,
> >"Herman, remember that car you promised me? Well, I also bought it
> >with the insurance money!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Again, she paused for a few minutes and while tracing her fingers in the
> >ashes she said, "Herman, that diamond ring you promised me? Bought it
> >too, with the insurance money!"
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
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> >Finally, still tracing her fingers in the ashes, She said, "Herman,
> >remember that blow job I promised you?"
> >
> >Here it comes
> >
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