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    Phuquing dufus I am

    I had to replace a GFI outlet in my laundry room tonight. As I'm replacing the outlet, the neutral wire snaps. So downstairs I go to get my wire strippers. Come back upstairs, grip the wire, and begin pulling it towards me. Tough phuquing wire sheath. Not coming off so easily. So I get both hands and pull, and pull, and pull....until..... WHACK!! The wire stripper comes off the wire, comes back, and hits me right above the eye!! I'm in a little pain. No biggie. I pull my hand away.... BLOOD! I look like a boxer with a cut right on my eye lid. 1 inch lower, and you would be calling me "Patch". Now I have to think of a cool story to tell the employees tomorrow. I can't say "Oh, I hit myself with wire strippers!" I'm thinking, I got jumped by 3 guys in the alley?
    “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
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    Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
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    Re: Phuquing dufus I am

    OMG YOU DORK,LOL LISTEN LET THE ELECTRICIANS DO THE ELECTRIC WORK AND LET THE BANKERS KEEP ROBBING US NORMAL PEOPLE
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    • #3
      Re: Phuquing dufus I am

      Originally posted by FUZO View Post
      OMG YOU DORK,LOL LISTEN LET THE ELECTRICIANS DO THE ELECTRIC WORK AND LET THE BANKERS KEEP ROBBING US NORMAL PEOPLE
      I went to tech school for resdential electricity!!
      “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
      --Manny Pacquiao



      Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
      http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





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      • #4
        Re: Phuquing dufus I am

        I SEE YOU FLUNKED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA PENIS
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        • #5
          Re: Phuquing dufus I am

          Originally posted by angryoldman View Post
          I went to tech school for resdential electricity!!
          now THATS what you dont want to tell the emplyees ya goof!!!
          HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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          • #6
            Re: Phuquing dufus I am

            Originally posted by angryoldman View Post
            I went to tech school for resdential electricity!!
            So........ you blew the teacher to pass? Good goin stitich!

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            • #7
              Re: Phuquing dufus I am

              Yep, they eye is a nice slight tint of purple today!
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              “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
              --Manny Pacquiao



              Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
              http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





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                Re: Phuquing dufus I am

                lol!!! get a tan!!
                HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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                • #9
                  Re: Phuquing dufus I am

                  The light on the camera is very bright. Im really an African American.
                  “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
                  --Manny Pacquiao



                  Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
                  http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





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                  • #10
                    Re: Phuquing dufus I am

                    Originally posted by daved150 View Post
                    lol!!! get a tan!!
                    No shiot! Thought you were Itallian homeboy! Click the link for your daily message. http://www.moviesounds.com/friday/knocked.mp3

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                    • #11
                      Re: Phuquing dufus I am

                      nice eyelashes...however you need to wax those eyebrows. Ask abomb about tips...he's got the most sexiest n gayest male eyebrows ever

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                      • #12
                        Re: Phuquing dufus I am

                        MAN YOU COULD HAVE PUT YOUR EYE OUT!!
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                        • #13
                          Re: Phuquing dufus I am

                          Originally posted by McKenzie View Post
                          nice eyelashes...however you need to wax those eyebrows. Ask abomb about tips...he's got the most sexiest n gayest male eyebrows ever
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                            Re: Phuquing dufus I am

                            Originally posted by McKenzie View Post
                            nice eyelashes...however you need to wax those eyebrows. Ask abomb about tips...he's got the most sexiest n gayest male eyebrows ever
                            People magazine just said that male eyebrow waxing is the OUT thing. Waxing my bikini line and ass is tough enough. I don't think I could do eyebrows.
                            “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
                            --Manny Pacquiao



                            Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:
                            http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





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                            • #15
                              Re: Phuquing dufus I am

                              ^ how come you have so much hair on your bum n boys but none on your head?

                              anyways...take care of you booboo and try not to do anymore handyman crap

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