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>Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid
>Asked Al, 'Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico ?'
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>Al replied, 'I don't know, let's ask our waiter.'
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>When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Mexican
>Jews?' and the waiter said, 'I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks.'
>
>He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said 'No sir ... no
>Mexican Jews.'
>
>Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?'
>
>The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'Gringos' gave the expected
>answer, 'I will check again, Senor!' and went back into the kitchen.
>
>While the waiter was away, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that
>there are no Jews in Mexico, our people are scattered everywhere.'
>
>The waiter returned and said 'Senor, the head cook said there is no
>Mexican Jews.'
>
>'Are you certain?' Al asked once again. 'I can't believe there are no
>Mexican Jews!'
>
>'Senor, I ask EVERYONE,' replied the exasperated waiter,
>'All we have is ... Orange Jews ... Prune Jews ... Tomato Jews ...
>Pineapple Jews and Grape Jews.'
>Asked Al, 'Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico ?'
>
>Al replied, 'I don't know, let's ask our waiter.'
>
>When the waiter came by, Al asked him, 'Are there any Mexican
>Jews?' and the waiter said, 'I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks.'
>
>He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said 'No sir ... no
>Mexican Jews.'
>
>Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, 'Are you absolutely sure?'
>
>The waiter, realizing he was dealing with 'Gringos' gave the expected
>answer, 'I will check again, Senor!' and went back into the kitchen.
>
>While the waiter was away, Sid said, 'I find it hard to believe that
>there are no Jews in Mexico, our people are scattered everywhere.'
>
>The waiter returned and said 'Senor, the head cook said there is no
>Mexican Jews.'
>
>'Are you certain?' Al asked once again. 'I can't believe there are no
>Mexican Jews!'
>
>'Senor, I ask EVERYONE,' replied the exasperated waiter,
>'All we have is ... Orange Jews ... Prune Jews ... Tomato Jews ...
>Pineapple Jews and Grape Jews.'
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