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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
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..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs...“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris...“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down...“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
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Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous...“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nutsack...“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
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There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks...“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
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Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
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Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuk downHE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to liveHE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
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# In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.
# Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
# If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
# If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
# Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
# Chuck Norris's show is called Walker: Texas Ranger, because Chuck Norris doesn't run.
# MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
# Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.Comment
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I BET HE REALLY GETS A KICK OUT OF THIS STUFF!..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”
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Chuck's responseOriginally posted by O2BESOHUGE View Post
Chuck Norris responded to the Chuck Norris Facts on his official website, chucknorris.com, with a statement. He was generally surprised and flattered by the attention. Admitting some of the statements were indeed humorous, he tries not to take any of them seriously, and he hopes that such statements will interest people in real facts about Chuck Norris contained in his literary works. [1] On October 23, 2006, Chuck Norris' first column for WorldNetDaily consisted of yet another response. It began similarly to the above quote from chucknorris.com, but then disclaimed Norris' own prowess in favor of God and Jesus Christ.
One of the satirical "facts" made of Norris states that "There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live." Upon hearing this, Chuck replied:It's funny. It's cute. But here's what I really think about the theory of evolution: It's not real. It is not the way we got here. In fact, the life you see on this planet is really just a list of creatures God has allowed to live. We are not creations of random chance. We are not accidents. There is a God, a Creator, who made you and me. We were made in His image, which separates us from all other creatures. By the way, without Him, I don't have any power. But with Him, the Bible tells me, I really can do all things — and so can you."[2]Norris appeared in a 2007 commercial for Mountain Dew where he had his revenge on the two fictional webmasters of a popular site that featured Norris in a humorous light, undoubtedly a reference to the Chuck Norris Facts meme.[3]
HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!
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"Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007
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Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was
removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse
kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."Comment
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Chuck had a very fulfilling wholesome relationship with that black guy on "Walker Texas Ranger" for 2 years. Don`t worry, C-Nor isn`t gay.. it`s not gay if your on top..Comment
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