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    theres a 44.213% chance theres a monster under my bed, im scared to go to sleep, i rubbed chunky peanut butter on the walls, i saw this on mythbusters and they said it would help the monster stay put. how many jelly donuts are there on Wednesday night?
    Im gonna get so big I cant dress myself

  • #2
    Re: scared for my life

    LOL u need help

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    • #3
      Re: scared for my life

      dude...drugs are bad for ya...they jack your mind up. seek help!
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      • #4
        Re: scared for my life

        I RUB CHUNKY PB ON MY DOODADS AND IT MAKES ME AND MY DOG BOTH VERY HAPPY

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        • #5
          Re: scared for my life

          Someone got a good bag of smoke

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          • #6
            Re: scared for my life

            There used to be this pink elephant I would see all the time. Well, not all the time. Only when I drank 1/5 of Grey Goose. But he would come out from under the bed and talk to me. I put dirty underware around the bed to stop him. Worked like a charm. You may want to try that.
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            • #7
              Re: scared for my life

              whatevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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              • #8
                Re: scared for my life

                it wasnt even a monster it was a goblin, i forgot i bought him on ebay 3 weeks ago, but hes dead now so i made soup
                Im gonna get so big I cant dress myself

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                • #9
                  Re: scared for my life

                  wow i want what your on!!!!! lol

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                  • #10
                    Re: scared for my life

                    Originally posted by Corrodo View Post
                    Someone got a good bag of smoke
                    this guy must be friends with that guy who came up with that scenario for a horror movie! LMAO

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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by 6p6 View Post
                      this guy must be friends with that guy who came up with that scenario for a horror movie! LMAO
                      Haha... who me? Funny stuff.

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                      • #12
                        Re: scared for my life

                        Originally posted by youngN View Post
                        it wasnt even a monster it was a goblin, i forgot i bought him on ebay 3 weeks ago, but hes dead now so i made soup
                        You did shred the goblin before making the soup didn't you?
                        If you didn't, the soup will be chunky. And that's not good eats!!
                        Push it, Pull it, Rack it. Repeat untill wide!!

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                        • #13
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                          who said anything about goblin? and me and brody have similar personalities i guess, were both masters of ghoulology hes a semester in front of me tho, i need those notes brody and i need ur help capturing and raising my ghoul. speaking of rainbows did u know that if u build a lemonade stand it reduces the risk of genital warts as well as herpes and carrots
                          Im gonna get so big I cant dress myself

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                          • #14
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                            I USED TO JERK OFF IN MY CLOSET AND BLOW MY LOAD IN A ZIP LOCK BAG RIGHT AFTER I ATE CHEETOS
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                            • #15
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                              YO......WTF!!! LOL

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