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  • My Japanese toilet

    Dudes this is some funny shizt.

  • #2
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    My control pannel, I feel like captian Kirk... Engage!

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    • #3
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      The instructions... not too long ago these people were pooping in holes so I guess the grandpas and grandmas need this.

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      • #4
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        Sung to the Jefferson Starship song theme "one pill makes you larger..."

        One button makes the water hotter.
        One button makes it cool.
        One button makes it stronger.
        One button makes it soft...

        My trippy ass jap crapper.

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        • #5
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          WOW..NOW THATS A TOILET

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          • #6
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            i want one!!!!
            HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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            "Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007

            I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by daved150 View Post
              i want one!!!!
              me too

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              • #8
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                guess that will clean your bum!

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                • #9
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                  hmm...quite interesting...from the first pic I thought it was an arm rest

                  whats all the buttons for? intercom? phone? tv?

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                  • #10
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                    does it come with a remote?

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                    • #11
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                      i love gadgets. why not a high tech crapper
                      "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                      A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                      husband of the year

                      moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by Aphrodite View Post
                        does it come with a remote?
                        LMAO! So you can squirt the unexpecting....that's what I would do! LOL
                        I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                        • #13
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                          Originally posted by wolfyEVH
                          is that one of the toto toilet seats that dries, washes, warms, etc


                          Yeah, this is the base model.
                          One buton squirts the poo hole, the other cleans the ladies special spot

                          the two sets of buttons at the top of the panel control temp and water pressure.

                          one last set of buttons controls the temp of the seat... handy in the winter.

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                          • #14
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                            The delux models do it all, blow dry.. air vacume to get the smell... background noise to cover any noise you make... one even makes a pee tinkle so you can relax and go.


                            I gotta admit I use the poo cleaner function. With paper only you gotta wipe and wipe and wipe to get clean.

                            With the poo cleaner, I hit the button.. move a little to the left and right. And I`m sparkling clean. I wipe one time just to get the water and I`m done.

                            A roll of TP lasts almost two weeks, and I live with my GF!

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                            • #15
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                              i'll just stick to my lil bidet

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