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On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the lingerie she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired Marine and asked "Honey do you remember this?"
He nodded and said "Yes dear I do. You wore that same lingerie the night we got married."
She said, "that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said "Yes baby, I said 'I'm gonna suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out!"
She giggled and said, "That's exactly what you said. So now it's 50 years later and I'm in the same lingerie. What do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said, "Mission Accomplished!"
He nodded and said "Yes dear I do. You wore that same lingerie the night we got married."
She said, "that's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?"
He nodded and said "Yes baby, I said 'I'm gonna suck the life out of those boobs and screw your brains out!"
She giggled and said, "That's exactly what you said. So now it's 50 years later and I'm in the same lingerie. What do you have to say tonight?"
He looked her up and down and said, "Mission Accomplished!"
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