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> >>
> >>"Hello?"
> >>
> >>"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the
> phone?"
> >>
> >>"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom
> with Uncle Paul."
> >>
> >>After a brief pause,
> >>
> >>Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
> Uncle Paul."
> >>
> >>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room
> with Mommy, Right now."
> >>
> >>Brief Pause.
> >>
> >>"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to
> do.
> >>Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
> >>And knock on the bedroom door and shout to
> Mommy
> >>That Daddy's car just pulled into the
> driveway."
> >>
> >>"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."
> >>
> >>A few minutes later The little girl comes
> back to the phone.
> >>
> >>"I did it, Daddy."
> >>
> >>"And what happened, honey?" He asked.
> >>
> >>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of
> bed With no clothes on
> >>and ran around screaming.
> >>Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head
> on the dresser
> >>And now she isn't moving at all!"
> >>
> >>"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
> >>
> >>"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on,
> too.
> >>
> >>He was all scared and he jumped out of the
> back window
> >>And into the swimming pool. But I guess he
> didn't know
> >>that you took out the water Last week to
> clean it.
> >>He hit the bottom of the pool and I think
> he's dead."
> >>
> >>Long Pause
> >>
> >>
> >>Longer Pause
> >>
> >>
> >>Even Longer Pause
> >>
> >>Then Daddy says,
> >>
> >>"Swimming pool? .............
> >>
> >>Is this 486-5731?"
> >>
> >>
> >>No, I think you have the wrong number.......
> >>
> >>"Hello?"
> >>
> >>"Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the
> phone?"
> >>
> >>"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom
> with Uncle Paul."
> >>
> >>After a brief pause,
> >>
> >>Daddy says, "But honey, you haven't got an
> Uncle Paul."
> >>
> >>"Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room
> with Mommy, Right now."
> >>
> >>Brief Pause.
> >>
> >>"Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to
> do.
> >>Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs
> >>And knock on the bedroom door and shout to
> Mommy
> >>That Daddy's car just pulled into the
> driveway."
> >>
> >>"Okay, Daddy, Just a minute."
> >>
> >>A few minutes later The little girl comes
> back to the phone.
> >>
> >>"I did it, Daddy."
> >>
> >>"And what happened, honey?" He asked.
> >>
> >>"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of
> bed With no clothes on
> >>and ran around screaming.
> >>Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head
> on the dresser
> >>And now she isn't moving at all!"
> >>
> >>"Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?"
> >>
> >>"He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on,
> too.
> >>
> >>He was all scared and he jumped out of the
> back window
> >>And into the swimming pool. But I guess he
> didn't know
> >>that you took out the water Last week to
> clean it.
> >>He hit the bottom of the pool and I think
> he's dead."
> >>
> >>Long Pause
> >>
> >>
> >>Longer Pause
> >>
> >>
> >>Even Longer Pause
> >>
> >>Then Daddy says,
> >>
> >>"Swimming pool? .............
> >>
> >>Is this 486-5731?"
> >>
> >>
> >>No, I think you have the wrong number.......
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