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    Husband and wife in bed together.

    She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.

    She: "Oh, that feels good."

    His hand moves to her breast.

    She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."

    His hand moves to her leg.

    She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."

    But he stops.

    She: "Why did you stop?"

    He: "I found the remote.


  • #2
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    lmfao

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    • #3
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      lol...geez, my wife would of said, "here's the remote" to wich i woulda said, "no, i was trying to feel ya up", to wich she'd say..."here's the remote"
      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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      "Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007

      I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...

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      • #4
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        LOL!!!!
        NO PAIN, NO GAIN
        KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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        • #5
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          YOU MARRIED FOLKS!! A SINGLE GUY WOULDDA USED THAT REMOTE AS A DILDO


          I KNOW IM SICK!
          ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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          • #6
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            Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE View Post
            YOU MARRIED FOLKS!! A SINGLE GUY WOULDDA USED THAT REMOTE AS A DILDO


            I KNOW IM SICK!
            dude, i really dont want to hear what a single guy would do with a remote while alone ...save that for your "other" board...
            HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


            http://www.infinitymuscle.com/forum.php







            "Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007

            I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...

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            • #7
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              NOOOOOOOOOO....ON THE GIRL NIMROD!!
              ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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              • #8
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                lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE View Post
                  NOOOOOOOOOO....ON THE GIRL NIMROD!!
                  riiiight....good try lone ranger!
                  HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


                  http://www.infinitymuscle.com/forum.php







                  "Actually for once your actually starting sound quite logical!"-djdiggler 07/10/2007

                  I LOVE BOOBOOKITTY...

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                  • #10
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                    I SHOULD HAVE MADE CLEAR ..."ON THE GIRL"

                    YOU GUYS AINT RIGHT!
                    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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                    • #11
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                      LOL !!!

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