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And that was the wrong time for the Testify family to be walking past that hotel room - at least shut the door people! I covered my daughter's eyes and ran to the checkout! sickos!
And that was the wrong time for the Testify family to be walking past that hotel room - at least shut the door people! I covered my daughter's eyes and ran to the checkout! sickos!
But....when his family is not with him, Testify is a regular at the hotel.
I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.
But then Testify came back and brought DJ a body condom.
I remeber the first time I met Kite. As most of you know, I lived in GA, but what you don't know is I was a Vet. Well, one day I get this 'emergency' call. I tell the frantic gentelman to come into the office, he says no way, you need to make a house call. So, I go out there and to my utter dismay, there he was with his johnson STUCK in the butt of a goat. So, we had to figure out a way to get his johnson soft so he could....well...you know. So, I showed him a picture of Rosie O'Donnell and I hear the goat scream....well, that didn't work. So, I showed him a picture of Janet Reno and I thought the goats eyeballs were going to pop out of its head. Out of ideas I decided to try some reverse psychology and showed him a nude picture of Angelina Jolie and within a couple seconds he was free. Now, I'm not saying the guy has any issues, he's just....well....'different'.
I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.
I remeber the first time I met Kite. As most of you know, I lived in GA, but what you don't know is I was a Vet. Well, one day I get this 'emergency' call. I tell the frantic gentelman to come into the office, he says no way, you need to make a house call. So, I go out there and to my utter dismay, there he was with his johnson STUCK in the butt of a goat. So, we had to figure out a way to get his johnson soft so he could....well...you know. So, I showed him a picture of Rosie O'Donnell and I hear the goat scream....well, that didn't work. So, I showed him a picture of Janet Reno and I thought the goats eyeballs were going to pop out of its head. Out of ideas I decided to try some reverse psychology and showed him a nude picture of Angelina Jolie and within a couple seconds he was free. Now, I'm not saying the guy has any issues, he's just....well....'different'.
I was sitting in the Vet's office myself when diggler, the goat, and his water boy walked in. That's when I asked him "Aren't you the one who likes to wear those body condoms? It was tough to see your face with all that lube."
But previously I accidentally bumped into testify Maturbating to a gardening magazine in a nearby Barnes & Noble. I immediately turned and ran in disgust!
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