What gets your blood boiling at the gym??

[T-Man007]

Re: What gets your blood boiling at the gym??

Ive noticed the mass amounts of New Years crowd and MAN maybe its the Tren or diet but I cant stand some of the stuff people pull such as....

1. GET off the phone, I dont care how popular you are, im bigger and will shove that thing up your azz...lol

2. Sweaty azz crack juiuce...IF you leave a sweaty ass imprint on a bench, wipe that shiz up...

3. ILS or Inflated Lat Syndrome- Unless you are big as hell or have a rash on your armpits, put your arms down you look like a jagoff!!

4. The locker room is NOT a place to hang out with your wang out, shower, get dressed and LEAVE, no need to talk wang to wang with four other dudes while im trying to get in my locker...

Ok Ok that is my rant for the day...lol

LOL! Luckily, the gym I'm at is built with so much steel that nobody's cell phone works, none. That's awesome to me.

I got some though:

1. Three foot rule! Get atleast three feet from the dumbbell rack so others can get to it. If you don't, I will step in front of you mid rep and mess you up. I've noticed, the big dudes all seem to know this rule so it's just the little phukers that need to learn it.

2. Say 'hi', 'what's up' or 'good to see you' and then leave me alone. I can't stand guys who think it's ok to just tell you their life story while you are working out. Even if I have something long to tell someone, I do it here and there between sets, I never just take up 5 minutes of someone's time to tell them something.

3. Put the plates and dumbbells back in the CORRECT place. It pisses me off to walk up to the bench and there's a 45, 10, 5, 5, 35, 23 on one damn post. I mean seriously, how do these people function in society? Obviously, these are the people who couldn't get the square to fit into the square hole as kids.

4. ILS Guy (Imaginary Lat Syndrome - is what I call it). Just stop doing it, you look like an idiot.

5. The male model. For God's sake, stop looking at yourself while you barely curl the 50 straight bar with your piss poor form. You need to quit looking at your scrawny littl self and actually learn to lift right.

6. The Sampson yell. This is the jackass with 225 on bench and has to scream like it's 600 pounds, and if he doesn't get it up his life is over. I love to walk over and ask 'you mind if I grab a quick warm up while you rest, don't worry, just leave the 225 on there and I'll be out of your way before your next set' and I rip off a good 12 reps like it's nothing and then say 'thanks bro' and walk away. LOL - that one never gets old.

7. The know it all. This is the dude who thinks he has a PhD in Kinesiology and is going around saying stupid stuff like 'when you do crunches, you should hold the squeeze because the abs are a contraction muscle and respond better to that'. Hey dumb ass, all muscles are 'contraction' muscles, you phuk head. Yes, I've actually heard that very phrase before, and from a pretty big guy too.

8. The starers. "Hey jackasses, these women are here to work out, not give you something to look at." I love to wait until a few are satring at my wife and then I ask her (while looking right at them) 'hey hun, how much you have left?'. I laugh and look away. LOL

[FUZO]

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HOW ABOUT WHEN YOU USING THE MIRROR SOME BALL BAG DECIDES TO GET IN YOUR WAY AND WONT MOVE.LETS NOT FORGET THE DUMB ASS SPOTTERS THAT ARE OUT THERE.

[T-Man007]

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Oh yeah, the dumb ass spotter! I forgot that one. Most people spot like crap!

[daved150]

Re: What gets your blood boiling at the gym??

skinny, or overweight guys lifting alot more weight than me, but i look 200% better then they do, and am alot bigger..

If they say anything i go

"So, hows that working for ya???"

Idiots..

WHOOPS...I SPOKE TO SOON. I FOUND MY BIOTCH!!! I HATE THOSE PHUQERS. LITTLE SKINNY ASS DUDE LIFTING STUPID A$$ WEIGHT!!! THEY PHUQ ME UP ALL THE TIME...I THINK SOMEONE SWITCHES THE NUMBERS ON THE WEIGHT'S I'M USING. (OR THEY SWITCH THEIRS!!!)

[venom27]

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i don't have these problems because my gym is so poorly run they can't get people in there to save their life i've been there before when there has only been one guy in the whole gym before i left.

[jipped genes]

Re: What gets your blood boiling at the gym??

when i see a guy at the squat rack with 315# and he is screaming every one of the 3 super shallow reps he does. probably couldnt do 135# at parralell

[Gear101]

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8. The starers. "Hey jackasses, these women are here to work out, not give you something to look at." I love to wait until a few are satring at my wife and then I ask her (while looking right at them) 'hey hun, how much you have left?'. I laugh and look away. LOL

total agree.. you at them once and say hello.. then just use two or three mirrors to check them out.. but don't look right at them.. that's just wrong

1) the old guy wearing the skin tight SLING.. with no shirt on under or shorts on over.. NASTY

[T-Man007]

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1. The skinny guy with a belt on doing seated curls. You don't need every piece of equipment to let people know you lift weights.

2. The terd that takes like 10 mins. between sets that use the squat rack and barbell to do curls. Take the bar somewhere else and let me SQUAT on the squat rack.

3. The chick with fake boobs that where no bra and uses the bench beside me to do flies. Nah, I actually like when she does that a lot.

4. The morons that train together that load the bench press with way more weight than they can handle and one benches while the other does upright rows. Nothing like team work.

I can go on and on but the common thread here is idiots. I don't like gym idiots.

Yes!!!! Nothing pisses me off more than the jackass who is doing curls in the power rack. Hello...jackass...it's a 'Power Rack' and 65 pound BB curls don't qaulify! Those guys piss me off so bad. Especially when there are two benches that no one is using they could do that **** over there.

[kite]

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1. Curls in the damn power rack
2. Little guys with ILS
3. People that play country music or pop music on the cd player, if it ain't metal or angry ass old school hip hop, I'm cuttin it off and dont give a fukk who you are or what dues you pay.
4. weight lifting gloves, get some calouses puss!
5. people that yap about what they used to be, I hate the yusta's!

[mtnmedic]

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Yeah, we have a few more people too now. the thing that torks my lil ass, is when some clown leaves like ten or twenty pounds on a bar. there are posts every six feet like danger signs "RERACK YOUR WEIGHT". but still there are plates left on the leg press, bench, squat.

[T-Man007]

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..... but still there are plates left on the leg press, bench, squat.

I don't even hesitate to yell, and I mean loudly, at those phukers. I yell 'hey, you mind striping those plates off so someone else could use the machine", or "hey, my wife uses that machine, you think you could put the plates back since you put them on there", or "hey, are you done with this?" "yes" "how about taking the plates off then so someone else can use it?".

Of course, this is one thing that great about the bym I'm at, there isn't very much of that but there is a lot of idiots who put the wrong plates on the wrong poles. I have to move two 10's, a 25, two 5's and a 35 just to get to a 45. That's just phukin lazy right there. I actually got this one dip**** fired over it. Every day that loser worked ho literally would just stand in the cardio room with his arms crossed like he was some kind of Greek God and just watch TV and the chicks do cardio. The weight room was a disaster every day he worked. So, two complaint cards later and that dick was making someone else's life miserable. But, the gym is much more organized now. LOL

[Scalleywag]

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when i see a guy at the squat rack with 315# and he is screaming every one of the 3 super shallow reps he does. probably couldnt do 135# at parralell

LOL...I saw one of those dudes today. He loaded up 6 plates on each side of the smith machine and I thought to myself, "Now that is a strong little skinny dude". I am not exagerating when I say he didn't lower the weight 4 inches which barely put a bend in his knee. What in the shell is that going to accomplish? He got more of a pump putting the weights on the bar than he did in his "working sets".

[kite]

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LOL...I saw one of those dudes today. He loaded up 6 plates on each side of the smith machine and I thought to myself, "Now that is a strong little skinny dude". I am not exagerating when I say he didn't lower the weight 4 inches which barely put a bend in his knee. What in the shell is that going to accomplish? He got more of a pump putting the weights on the bar than he did in his "working sets".

Well he was prolly in the smith machine cause if he tried to unrack that in the squat rack, he'd prolly break in half, lol! I'm just guessin here but I bet that he was positioned so that even at his staggering 4" depth, his knees were already pushed forward beyond his toes. At my gym, I saw this one jackass doing cleans in the smith. WTF was that supposed to accomplish?????

[Corrodo]

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Well he was prolly in the smith machine cause if he tried to unrack that in the squat rack, he'd prolly break in half, lol! I'm just guessin here but I bet that he was positioned so that even at his staggering 4" depth, his knees were already pushed forward beyond his toes. At my gym, I saw this one jackass doing cleans in the smith. WTF was that supposed to accomplish?????

CAN U PLEASE VIDEO THIS so I can LMAO for a few days...That would be GREAT to see....LOL!!! It feel good to vent dont it....LOL

[angryoldman]

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320 degrees fahrenheit gets my blood boiling.