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    what did he steal seriously!

  • #2
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    not funny huh!!!

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    • #3
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      What happened there ?
      Leaders did what others weren't willing to do, now they enjoy the things that others do not.

      Terra Explorations
      Our passion never dies !
      ) O (

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      • #4
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        Originally posted by mtnmedic View Post
        What happened there ?

        maybe he ate the real shoplifter, don't know

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        • #5
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          He gets all the chicks though.
          Leaders did what others weren't willing to do, now they enjoy the things that others do not.

          Terra Explorations
          Our passion never dies !
          ) O (

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          • #6
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            lift up his fat hes probally got a couple of 18lb turleys under there

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            • #7
              Re: shoplifter!

              Actually, that guy is pretty skinny. He just shoved the following down his shirt:

              5 10 lb. bags of potatoes
              1 15 lb. turkey
              1 aardvark
              7 apples
              3 toenail clippers
              19 cans of soup
              3 bags of potting soil
              4 cans of spray paint (he huffs paint)
              and one snickers bar

              My bad...he is just morbidly obese. He is not shoplifting. But his ride is pretty tiiite!

              -kdog
              There are three types of people in this world.
              Those who can count and those who can't.

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              • #8
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                Damn, how does he find a shirt that will stay tucked-in?

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by Testify View Post
                  Damn, how does he find a shirt that will stay tucked-in?
                  Well, we don't even know if it IS tucked in. LOL

                  My question is, how does he sip his fly?
                  I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.

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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by mtnmedic View Post
                    He gets all the chicks though.
                    haha
                    Im gonna get so big I cant dress myself

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                    • #11
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                      Time to get the electric turkey carver out and trim that fat gut off. He would probably run like a gazelle then hahahahahaha

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                      • #12
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                        Looks like he might have stolen a box of tampons. I see one of the strings hanging down his right leg. See it?
                        “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
                        --Manny Pacquiao



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                        • #13
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                          That is just dangerously obese.

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