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  • Home Depot Scam!!!!!

    Subject: Home Depot Scam "heads up" for you and any of your friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.



    Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.



    Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping items into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.


    When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.


    On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.



    I had my wallet stolen NOVEMBER 4th , 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.
    I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.


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    Re: Home Depot Scam!!!!!

    I'm taking everything out of my wallet and heading to Home Depot.
    Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups






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    • #3
      Re: Home Depot Scam!!!!!

      Originally posted by bowbow View Post
      I'm taking everything out of my wallet and heading to Home Depot.
      lol ....thats what Im talking about ! Damn Im going to Home Depot wit an empty wallet or how bout $1 or 2 for mickyd's haha ! Sneaky hot sluts we got them all pimpin all over the world !
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      • #4
        Re: Home Depot Scam!!!!!

        NOW THATS CUSTOMER SERVICE!!!

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        • #5
          Re: Home Depot Scam!!!!!

          Damn, I worked at Home Depot for 6 years and I never saw these girls. Oh well. Finally that ****face CEO Nardelli has resigned. He messed that company up bigtime.

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          • #6
            Re: Home Depot Scam!!!!!

            Now thats why they open Hooters next to Home Depot stores, lol! No ****, ever notice that?

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            • #7
              Re: Home Depot Scam!!!!!

              sorry i've been gone, i just got back from home depot..

              2 old ladies came up to the car, i let them clean the window, but then i just handed them the wallet..

              Spy don't fly that way..
              Ron Paul president 2008

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              • #8
                Re: Home Depot Scam!!!!!

                lol

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                • #9
                  Re: Home Depot Scam!!!!!

                  oh tell me this is true...Home Depot - the man's store!

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                  • #10
                    Re: Home Depot Scam!!!!!

                    Lowe's has better looking girls...Home Depot sucks...

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                    • #11
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                      Im stealin' that scenario next time I squeeze the shurbert.
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