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Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What do you tell a woman with a black eye?
A. Nothing you already told the ***** one time!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called **** scrapes.
Q. What do you call kids born in *****houses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed ***** with a yeast infection.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
A. A navel.
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. What do you tell a woman with a black eye?
A. Nothing you already told the ***** one time!
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
A. Because women wouldn't do them if they were called **** scrapes.
Q. What do you call kids born in *****houses?
A. Brothel sprouts.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A. A red headed ***** with a yeast infection.
Q. What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
A. Cowboy hats are for ass holes.
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