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I just decided that from now on I am only going to date full blown crazy girls. Totally out of control girls that ****in make me look normal and get so sloppy drunk that I look like the sober one.
I am so tired of the drama, bullshit and lies that I have to deal with with these popular girls,girls from the heights and athlete chicks.I want a girl that will call me a ***** if I'm not drinkin tough enough, one that will throw shit at me/ break my stuff if I get caught cheating, a lady that isn't a fraid to flash some nipples at a rock concert. You follow?
I'm not talking psycho, cut my dick off in my sleep, **** my best firend or stalk the shit out of me like a hungry puma. This also doesn't include chicks who pretend to be punk rockers but buy their clothes at the mall or goth's(they ****ing disgust me). Just a sweet girl who wont take responsibility or admit to her actions because she is too ****ed in half drunk to ever remember anything.
Imma find a girl(or 3) that like to get crazy and have fun. Not one that I have to leave at home because they are lame and would give me hell if they knew what I was doing on the weekends.
Why can't I just find a girl so out of control that she passes out at parties allowing me to be able to leave with other girls?
Is this too much to ask?
Im convinced this theory will equal happiness and a bunch of cool stories to tell people about these crazy girls and the offensive shit they will do.
True Story.
I will write more on this topic later. You all stay classy and have a great weekend my myspace friends and fans.
I love all of you, even my #1 hater Niki.
I am so tired of the drama, bullshit and lies that I have to deal with with these popular girls,girls from the heights and athlete chicks.I want a girl that will call me a ***** if I'm not drinkin tough enough, one that will throw shit at me/ break my stuff if I get caught cheating, a lady that isn't a fraid to flash some nipples at a rock concert. You follow?
I'm not talking psycho, cut my dick off in my sleep, **** my best firend or stalk the shit out of me like a hungry puma. This also doesn't include chicks who pretend to be punk rockers but buy their clothes at the mall or goth's(they ****ing disgust me). Just a sweet girl who wont take responsibility or admit to her actions because she is too ****ed in half drunk to ever remember anything.
Imma find a girl(or 3) that like to get crazy and have fun. Not one that I have to leave at home because they are lame and would give me hell if they knew what I was doing on the weekends.
Why can't I just find a girl so out of control that she passes out at parties allowing me to be able to leave with other girls?
Is this too much to ask?
Im convinced this theory will equal happiness and a bunch of cool stories to tell people about these crazy girls and the offensive shit they will do.
True Story.
I will write more on this topic later. You all stay classy and have a great weekend my myspace friends and fans.
I love all of you, even my #1 hater Niki.
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