Sex is a race to see who finishes first. Right now I'm undefeated!!!
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SO HOW LOMG DID IT TAKE YOU TO FINISH THE RACE 1 MINUTE 30 SECONDS,LOLDisclaimer: Steroid use is illegal in a vast number of countries around the world. This is not without reason. Steroids should only be used when prescribed by your doctor and under close supervision. Steroid use is not to be taken lightly and we do not in any way endorse or approve of illegal drug use. The information is provided on the same basis as all the other information on this site, as informational/entertainment value.
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Originally posted by FUZO View PostSO HOW LOMG DID IT TAKE YOU TO FINISH THE RACE 1 MINUTE 30 SECONDS,LOL
That would be a Personal Record! Can guys really last that long?
It is usually more like....
Girl: Baby you in yet?
Me: Sh-t girl, I'm already done. Was it as good for you as it was for me?
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Originally posted by T-Man007 View PostIn the amature ranks yes, but once you are a veteran, it's stamina that seperates the men from the boys. Women, grown women that is, like a man who can last.
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When you are young, it's the quanity that counts.
When you are older and with a mature woman, it is the quality that counts.
Take your time and treat her right and she will be very willing to please you also.Push it, Pull it, Rack it. Repeat untill wide!!
Take nothing I say as serious, What do I know, I sell water!!
Vet@FitnessGeared.com
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Originally posted by Waterboy View PostWhen you are young, it's the quanity that counts.
When you are older and with a mature woman, it is the quality that counts.
Take your time and treat her right and she will be very willing to please you also.
VERY WELL SAID!
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Agreed with everyone. Damn Marky mark, you bust a nut in like 30 seconds, and women are worse than the world news today. There's 3 forms of communication:
Telephone
Telegraph
Telewoman
That shit speads like wildfire. Next thing you know, you're about to bank a chick and she's like "OOOOHHHH! You're the guy who lasts 30 seconds. Nevermind."
My all time move of the century:
I get my wife on all 4's. Pound away for about 3 minutes, then stop all the sudden and roll her on her back and go to munchtown for about 5 minutes. Resume love making for a few minutes, then pull out again and resume munchtown again. Repeat steps A through B for 30 minutes or so. Not only do you become a legend to a woman, but her friends find out you're a legend too. Of course nowadays, since I'm married, it doesn't matter who knows I'm a legend. But when I was single.......YEA BABY!!! Maybe stop and toss a salad in the middle of things. That only works for the right woman.“I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
--Manny Pacquiao
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