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if thats where ice cream comes from. Then 3 scoops please.Comment
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Who said anything about gang rape?Originally posted by kite View Post
I used to have superhuman powers....until my therapist took them away.
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ya can't rape the willing, and saying, "no, don't, stop" does not mean to stop..Ron Paul president 2008Comment
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If you were at Tmans Bootcamp and you woke up with a sore ass covered in tooth paste would you tell anyone?Comment
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^^^ yuk ^^^
Worst present- A jar of mayo. No kidding. My 96 yr old great-grandma thought I was too skinny. Gotta love old people.Comment
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Okay i think i got ya beat. 1987 and i had been getting the hint from my girlfriend's mom that she was hoping for an engagement ring. So i spend every phucking dime i have and buy her this nice rock and her mom knew it was coming so i'm thinking i'm gonna get a cool present too. I got a phucking brass colored (not even real brass) three tube coin bank, one tube for nickels, dimes and quarters each with a brass colored chain going through each tube you could lock with a tiny ass toy padlock. I was like WTF is this? And she said it's cuz you always have a lot of chnage in your car, now you can save em. I said i'll need them to buy lunch from now on after buying you this and then i gave her the ring. Worked out in the end cuz i got the ring back a week later after she was sucking face all nite with an ex on new year's eve.....skanky phucking beeyotch ho-bag.You may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.
I don't have an ego, i just love how awesome i am !!Comment
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One hell of a GAY sweater.
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