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This is my mums joke. . It goes something like this. This is the only joke i ever heard my mum tell, my whole 31 years of life.
my mum was sitting watching the tv or reading , something like that when she thought she heard a faint tapping at the window, she gets up to look and doesnt see anything so she guesses she must have imagined it. a few seconds later hears it again. she goes back to the window and once again she doesnt see anything. so she opens it and can hear a faint squeaky voice , she looks down and there is a snail lookin up at her he says 'can i come in , its cold out here', not being a fan of snails what with my dad her ex husband being french she picks it up and throws the thing to the bottom of the garden.
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A month later, she again hears the tapping at the window. and again she goes to the window to see another snail at the window. 'i'll take that as a no , then' it squeaks.
Is that funny or what.
This is my mums joke. . It goes something like this. This is the only joke i ever heard my mum tell, my whole 31 years of life.
my mum was sitting watching the tv or reading , something like that when she thought she heard a faint tapping at the window, she gets up to look and doesnt see anything so she guesses she must have imagined it. a few seconds later hears it again. she goes back to the window and once again she doesnt see anything. so she opens it and can hear a faint squeaky voice , she looks down and there is a snail lookin up at her he says 'can i come in , its cold out here', not being a fan of snails what with my dad her ex husband being french she picks it up and throws the thing to the bottom of the garden.
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A month later, she again hears the tapping at the window. and again she goes to the window to see another snail at the window. 'i'll take that as a no , then' it squeaks.
Is that funny or what.
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