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  • Kids say the darndest things!!

    I like number 4!!

    1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like
    sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the
    chips and dip coming.
    -- Alan, age 10

    2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to
    marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who
    you're stuck with.
    -- Kristen, age 10

    3) WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by
    then.
    -- Camille, age 10

    4) HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at
    the same kids.
    -- Derrick, age 8

    5) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
    Both don't want any more kids.
    -- Lori, age 8

    6) WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know
    each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
    -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

    7) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually
    gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
    -- Martin, age 10

    8) WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
    newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
    -- Craig, age 9

    9) WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
    When they're rich.
    -- Pam, age 7

    10) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess
    with that.
    -- Curt, age 7

    11) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry
    them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
    -- Howard, age 8

    12) IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
    someone to clean up after them.
    -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

    13) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
    -- Kelvin, age 8

    14) And the #1 Favorite is........
    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a
    truck.
    -- Ricky, age 10
    “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
    --Manny Pacquiao



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    Re: Kids say the darndest things!!

    lol. my gf's little girl says the most off the wall shit, hilarious.
    Hey, I never saw a skinny bodybuilder before - eat away!
    - Testify

    THE BEST WAY TO GET OVER A GIRL IS TO GET UNDER ANOTHER ONE
    - 02


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      Re: Kids say the darndest things!!

      kids are a trip!

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      • #4
        Re: Kids say the darndest things!!

        I like this one.


        12) IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
        It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need
        someone to clean up after them.
        -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)



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        • #5
          Re: Kids say the darndest things!!

          Gold digger in training right here!

          9) WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
          When they're rich.
          -- Pam, age 7
          NO PAIN, NO GAIN
          KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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