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You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper
When they were handing out brains, you thought they said 'trains' and asked for a slow one.
Your father should have pulled out and spit you on the wall.
Perhaps you should consider registering for disability, because it's obvious that you're completely blind to the fact that you are a total tool.
You're so annoying that I just want to tear your ears off and shove 'em up your anus so that you can hear me kick your ass.
I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the babboon wants its ass back.
You make me want to staple my **** shut.
Last time i saw a belly like that i was given a stocking full of presents.
Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads running into the wall thinking it's each other.
For years I debated the difference between you and a bucket of shit - now I know it's just the bucket...
Do me a favor and mistake a shotgun for your fathers penis and stick it down your throat.
Last time i had a kiss like that i was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.
Slit your wrist, it will lower your blood pressure.
After reading your previous two posts I was wondering if you could write more than a one sentence retort or does the time it takes to figure out a comeback cut into your worktime at the shelteredworkshop. Retard.
You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.
Are you a professional ass-clown, or is this your first public audition?
You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out.
If ignorance was bliss, than your entire life would be a perpetual orgasm.
**** off, you ****-faced spunk junkie.
Tell us -- were you born such a retarded shithead, or were you originally a slug who managed to rise to such prominence?
Your wife is like a brick; flat on both sides, dirty, and gets layed by Mexicans.
I can't believe that shitty website is still online, but like your mother's herpes, it keeps coming back.
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded, bigoted asshole.
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.
They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!
You're so dumb, when you were born your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.
Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of shit.
I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.
With your last statement and current appearance you have just answered the question of--"Did the white man ever **** the Buffalo"!
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.
Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of shit.
I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.
Had you, perchance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed.
Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick.
Do us all a favor, and please shut that gaping, tartar-encrusted penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society.
Had you, perchance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
You're a bottom-feeder loser who feeds off the scraps that the roaches won't even touch.
Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.
What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass? Apparently your dick.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?
If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension.
Your intellectual poverty is noted, and mocked.
You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.
If you put your brain in a bird, it would fly backwards.
Last time I saw legs like that there was a message attatched to them.
You must have a very large brain, to hold so much ignorance.
Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the shit in there?
Here's a tip: A closed mouth gathers no foot.
If you're going say something that stupid you could at least fake a stroke.
I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
When they were handing out brains, you thought they said 'trains' and asked for a slow one.
Your father should have pulled out and spit you on the wall.
Perhaps you should consider registering for disability, because it's obvious that you're completely blind to the fact that you are a total tool.
You're so annoying that I just want to tear your ears off and shove 'em up your anus so that you can hear me kick your ass.
I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the babboon wants its ass back.
You make me want to staple my **** shut.
Last time i saw a belly like that i was given a stocking full of presents.
Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads running into the wall thinking it's each other.
For years I debated the difference between you and a bucket of shit - now I know it's just the bucket...
Do me a favor and mistake a shotgun for your fathers penis and stick it down your throat.
Last time i had a kiss like that i was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.
Slit your wrist, it will lower your blood pressure.
After reading your previous two posts I was wondering if you could write more than a one sentence retort or does the time it takes to figure out a comeback cut into your worktime at the shelteredworkshop. Retard.
You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside, look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.
Are you a professional ass-clown, or is this your first public audition?
You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out.
If ignorance was bliss, than your entire life would be a perpetual orgasm.
**** off, you ****-faced spunk junkie.
Tell us -- were you born such a retarded shithead, or were you originally a slug who managed to rise to such prominence?
Your wife is like a brick; flat on both sides, dirty, and gets layed by Mexicans.
I can't believe that shitty website is still online, but like your mother's herpes, it keeps coming back.
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded, bigoted asshole.
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.
They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!
You're so dumb, when you were born your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.
Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of shit.
I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.
With your last statement and current appearance you have just answered the question of--"Did the white man ever **** the Buffalo"!
Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.
Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass, you know he's full of shit.
I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.
Had you, perchance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed.
Frankly, if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick.
Do us all a favor, and please shut that gaping, tartar-encrusted penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society.
Had you, perchance, been the owner of a viable braincell, you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
You're a bottom-feeder loser who feeds off the scraps that the roaches won't even touch.
Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.
What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass? Apparently your dick.
What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?
If ignorance were a disability, you'd get the full pension.
Your intellectual poverty is noted, and mocked.
You're lucky mirrors don't talk, or laugh for that matter.
If you put your brain in a bird, it would fly backwards.
Last time I saw legs like that there was a message attatched to them.
You must have a very large brain, to hold so much ignorance.
Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the shit in there?
Here's a tip: A closed mouth gathers no foot.
If you're going say something that stupid you could at least fake a stroke.
I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
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