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    A Grave Tragedy

    A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave.The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die? Why did you have to die?"

    The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don't wish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration of pain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn so deeply? A child? A parent?"

    The mourner took a moment to collect himself, then replied... "My wife's first husband."
    NO PAIN, NO GAIN
    KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN






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    Re: Why did you have to die?

    GOOD ONE SUPA!!
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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      Re: Why did you have to die?

      LOLOL heard it before, but it's still funny..
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        Re: Why did you have to die?

        lol!! that was a good one!
        HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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        • #5
          Re: Why did you have to die?

          Hah! Now thats good, hey wait a minute I kinda feel like that guy aaaa damet!
          Strivn 2b "MoRe THaN HuMaN!!!"
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            Re: Why did you have to die?

            lol, I like that one

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