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    > > During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach
    > > good manners, asked her students the following question:
    > > "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
    > > young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the
    > > bathroom?"
    > > Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
    > > The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and
    > > impolite.
    > > What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
    > > Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
    > > bathroom. I'll be right back."
    > > "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word
    > > bathroom at the dinner table.
    > > And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and
    > > show us your good manners?"
    > > "I would say: Darl ing, may I
    >>please be excused for a moment?
    > > I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I
    > > hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
    > > The teacher fainted
    Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.







  • #2
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    GOOD ONE!
    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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    • #3
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      HAHAHAH ! CLASSIC.

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      • #4
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        LOL that's good!!
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        • #5
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          LOL!!! That kid cracks me up!!!
          NO PAIN, NO GAIN
          KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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          • #6
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            That was funny!!

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            • #7
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              Funny!!!
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              • #8
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                LOL!! THAT LITTLE JOHNNY IS A FUNNY KID!
                HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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                • #9
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                  lol

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                  • #10
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                    "God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...Courage and Strength to change the things I can...And Wisdom to know the difference."

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                    • #11
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                      Nice bro....anytime I can laugh at work outloud and get people to look at me its perfect

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                      • #12
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                        LOL!! That's Hilarious!

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                        • #13
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                          LMAO!!!

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