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>Pick the month you were born:
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>January--I kicked
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>February--I loved
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>March--I smoked
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>April--I dry humped
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>May--I choked on
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>June--I murdered
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>July--I did the Macarena with
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>August--I had lunch with
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>September--I danced with
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>October--I sang to
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>November--I yelled at
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>December--I ran over
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>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
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>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a fork
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>10-------my neighbor
>11-------my science teacher
>12-------a banana
>13-------a fireman
>14-------a stuffed animal
>15-------a goat
>16-------a pickle
>17-------your mom
>18-------a spoon
>19-------myself
>20-------a baseball bat
>21-------a ninja
>22-------Chuck Norris
>23-------a noodle
>24-------a squirrel
>25-------a football player
>26-------my sister
>27-------my brother
>28-------an ipod
>29-------a permanent marker
>30-------a llama
>31-------A homeless guy
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>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
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>White----------because I'm cool like that
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>Black-----------because that's how I roll.
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>Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
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>Red------------because the voices told me to.
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>Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
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>Green---------because I hate myself.
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>Purple---------because I'm cool.
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>Gray----------because I was drunk
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>Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
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>Orange-------because I hate my family.
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>Brown--------because I was high.
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>Other-------because I'm a ninja.
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>None--------because I can't control myself
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>Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to
>your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent
>it to you
MINE: I YELLED AT CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE I WAS HIGH!!
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>January--I kicked
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>February--I loved
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>March--I smoked
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>April--I dry humped
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>May--I choked on
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>June--I murdered
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>July--I did the Macarena with
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>August--I had lunch with
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>September--I danced with
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>October--I sang to
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>November--I yelled at
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>December--I ran over
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>Pick the day (number) you were born on:
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>1-------a birdbath
>2-------a monster
>3-------a phone
>4-------a fork
>5-------a Mexican
>6-------a gangster
>7-------my cell phone
>8-------my dog
>9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>10-------my neighbor
>11-------my science teacher
>12-------a banana
>13-------a fireman
>14-------a stuffed animal
>15-------a goat
>16-------a pickle
>17-------your mom
>18-------a spoon
>19-------myself
>20-------a baseball bat
>21-------a ninja
>22-------Chuck Norris
>23-------a noodle
>24-------a squirrel
>25-------a football player
>26-------my sister
>27-------my brother
>28-------an ipod
>29-------a permanent marker
>30-------a llama
>31-------A homeless guy
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>Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
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>White----------because I'm cool like that
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>Black-----------because that's how I roll.
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>Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
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>Red------------because the voices told me to.
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>Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
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>Green---------because I hate myself.
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>Purple---------because I'm cool.
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>Gray----------because I was drunk
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>Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
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>Orange-------because I hate my family.
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>Brown--------because I was high.
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>Other-------because I'm a ninja.
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>None--------because I can't control myself
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>Now type out the sentence you made in the subject line and forward to
>your friends. And don't forget to send it back to the person that sent
>it to you
MINE: I YELLED AT CHUCK NORRIS BECAUSE I WAS HIGH!!
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