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    YOUR BACK CRACKS,LOL
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    Uuuum, nope. But I have burped and farted at the same time.

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    • #3
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      um.... no, but now i have a vivid picture lol

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      • #4
        Re: YOU EVER FART SO HARD

        Originally posted by bellx1
        Baaaaaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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        • #5
          Re: YOU EVER FART SO HARD

          No, but I farted and woke up the baby a couple of times.

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          • #6
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            nope but I'll give it a try lol
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            • #7
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              No but i have taken a crap so big my pants fit better =)
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              • #8
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                I THINK ITS CUZ YOU'RE OLD.
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                  I can't believe I read this thread! LOL
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                  • #10
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                    Originally posted by Lily View Post
                    I can't believe I read this thread! LOL
                    i am just happy you didn't say yes to his ?
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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by Gooseneck View Post
                      Uuuum, nope. But I have burped and farted at the same time.
                      Yeah me too! LOL
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                      • #12
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                        I've farted so loud I woke myself up out of a deep sleep. I jumped up, grabbed my .38, and said to my wife "WHAT WAS THAT?!". She said "You farted." Honest to God truth!
                        For some reason, my wife loves telling that story at functions. I'm turning all 3 shades of red because my wife is telling fart stories about me.
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                        • #13
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                          NOPE, BUT 1 TIME I WENT INTO THE RESTROOM AT WORK, AND BLEW ONE SO LOUD ANOTHER MANAGER WAS WALKING BY, OPENED THE DOOR AND ASKED IF "EVERYTHING WAS ALRIGHT" ...WHEN I GOT OUT, THE WHOLE SHOWROOM APPLAUDED ME!! CUSTOMERS AND ALL!! THAT SUCKED
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