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    A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around
    at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it
    for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."

    ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”






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    LOL good idea...(Snick, remember that!)
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      LMAO!! THATS A GREAT IDEAL!!
      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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        Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE View Post
        A man doing market research for the Vaseline Company knocked at the door and was greeted by a young woman with three small children running around
        at her feet. "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?" She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time." "If you don't mind my asking," he said, "what do you use it for?" "We use it for sex," she said. The researcher was a little taken aback. "Usually people lie to me and say they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been so frank so far, can you tell me exactly HOW you use it
        for sex?" The woman said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."

        Cheater, you copy and pasted that from The Hun....still funny though
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        • #5
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          Originally posted by Lily View Post
          LOL good idea...(Snick, remember that!)

          Ha Ha no kidding he will learn to knock now
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            lol, good one.

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            • #7
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              Originally posted by BigDawg View Post
              Cheater, you copy and pasted that from The Hun....still funny though

              I NEED TO CALL YOU PORN DAWG HUH? IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!
              ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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                Originally posted by O2BESOHUGE View Post
                I NEED TO CALL YOU PORN DAWG HUH? IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!

                You may not recognize your mom when you get home, I shaved her back.





                I don't have an ego, i just love how awesome i am !!

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                • #9
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                  LOL that is funny!

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                  • #10
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                    lol
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                    • #11
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                      A southerner from backwoods Alabama telling jokes about sex uses for Vasoline. Mmmmm mmmm mmmmm. That's just not right. That's like Stevie Wonder doing an endorsement for Bouch and Lomb binoculars
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                      • #12
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                        HEY I RESEMBLE THAT REMARK!!
                        ..“Your desire to change must be greater than your desire to stay the same.”





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