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Would it kill people to wipe/wash/clean the filth off their disgusting digits before they use community devices like the microwave or refridgerator? It would be just fantastic to go to open the refridgerator in the break room and not have my hand slip in someones repulsive, germ-ridden fish/chicken/pizza grease.
Is it any wonder that things like cold viruses and the flu spread so rapidly thorough the company? Could this perhaps be due to poor sanitary practices on the part of our employees? Surely not!
I am forced to follow practices like opening doors with my feet, using napkins to push buttons on the microwave, and washing my hands 10-13 times daily to avoid the filth that is always all over this place. And God forbid I touch a toilet handle. I have single-handedly taken my hip flexibility up several points by flushing the urinals with my foot. I guess that’s a positive? I'll ask my girlfriend.
Am I obsessive? Perhaps. But I'm clean. Are you??????
Get your filthy hands out of your nose, mouth, and ears for five minutes and for the sake of everyone else, use soap after you use the bathroom. I mean is the extra 30 seconds of time really that much to bear? Is your day sooooo busy that you cannot spare the time to properly clean your hands? Do you not find it necessary to wipe/wash your hands clean when food gets on them? And no, licking/sucking them "clean" doesn't count.
Come on little kiddies. You can do it!
Love,
A concerned, clean, healthy cohort
lol
Is it any wonder that things like cold viruses and the flu spread so rapidly thorough the company? Could this perhaps be due to poor sanitary practices on the part of our employees? Surely not!
I am forced to follow practices like opening doors with my feet, using napkins to push buttons on the microwave, and washing my hands 10-13 times daily to avoid the filth that is always all over this place. And God forbid I touch a toilet handle. I have single-handedly taken my hip flexibility up several points by flushing the urinals with my foot. I guess that’s a positive? I'll ask my girlfriend.
Am I obsessive? Perhaps. But I'm clean. Are you??????
Get your filthy hands out of your nose, mouth, and ears for five minutes and for the sake of everyone else, use soap after you use the bathroom. I mean is the extra 30 seconds of time really that much to bear? Is your day sooooo busy that you cannot spare the time to properly clean your hands? Do you not find it necessary to wipe/wash your hands clean when food gets on them? And no, licking/sucking them "clean" doesn't count.
Come on little kiddies. You can do it!
Love,
A concerned, clean, healthy cohort
lol
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