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  • How do you wipe?

    Do you wipe while sitting, or is it more of a half-stand and wipe? Have a debate going with someone. Just curious.

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    Re: How do you wipe?

    FRONT TO BACK? SIDE TO SIDE? PAT? WADDED UP TISSUE? TISSUE FOLDED NICELY?

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    • #3
      Re: How do you wipe?

      Sitting, folded, and wipe till it's clean.

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      • #4
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        You think too much!

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        • #5
          Re: How do you wipe?

          Haha. Sitting but I gotta kinda lean foward some. I fold them perfectly into "4s" and then wipe front to back.

          BTW I think taking a shit is disgusting and it wastes too much time. We're so technologically advanced yet we have to shit in a pot of water and wipe our asses. Figured they'd have some alternative by now. LOL!

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          • #6
            Re: How do you wipe?

            Originally posted by crombie09 View Post
            Haha. Sitting but I gotta kinda lean foward some. I fold them perfectly into "4s" and then wipe front to back.

            BTW I think taking a shit is disgusting and it wastes too much time. We're so technologically advanced yet we have to shit in a pot of water and wipe our asses. Figured they'd have some alternative by now. LOL!
            What are you thinking of maybe a shit eradication system whereas your body senses it has waste and then automatically turns it into decomposed molecules, then puts it through a de-particalization process which turns it into thin air, then it will automatically teleport it from your body to the vicinity of anyone you choose so people won't think the smell came from you??

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            • #7
              Re: How do you wipe?

              Originally posted by DJDIGGLER View Post
              What are you thinking of maybe a shit eradication system whereas your body senses it has waste and then automatically turns it into decomposed molecules, then puts it through a de-particalization process which turns it into thin air, then it will automatically teleport it from your body to the vicinity of anyone you choose so people won't think the smell came from you??
              Exactly.

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              • #8
                Re: How do you wipe?

                you guys wipe.. I lick...LOL

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                • #9
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                  Originally posted by basskiller View Post
                  you guys wipe.. I lick...LOL
                  If thats the case we should change your screenname to shitmouth! HAHAHA!

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                  • #10
                    Re: How do you wipe?

                    Originally posted by basskiller View Post
                    you guys wipe.. I lick...LOL
                    So flexible. You could be in the circus......

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                    • #11
                      Re: How do you wipe?

                      back to front i wipe wipe wipe wipe till its clean sometimes i use a those baby wipe things when i am going to get my dog to lick it!!!!

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                      • #12
                        Re: How do you wipe?

                        See most of you are sitters. Sitting and doing it is kind of an awkward position.

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                        • #13
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                          ASK MY WIFE SHE WIPES MY ASS I GOT IT GOOD LIKE THAT
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                          • #14
                            Re: How do you wipe?

                            I STAND UP..BUT FIRST MAKE SURE THAT THERES NOT ANY SHIT HANGING..WHEN ITS ALL CLEAR I TAKE A GOOD AMOUNT OF PAPER.. STAND UP LIKE I SAID THEN BEND OVER.. AND JUST RUB THAT SHIT CLEAN UNTIL IT SHINES..

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                            • #15
                              Re: How do you wipe?

                              you should have set up a poll

                              sitting - and you'll love this, baby wipes for that extra fresh feeling

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