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These are from Gregg Valentino's MD column this month. Love him or hate him, these are kinda funny in a bad way.
What do you call a pro baseball player who doesn't take steroids?
A minor leaguer !!!
How do you know when your girlfriend's been taking AAS?
When the condom fits her better than it does you !!
What do bodybuilders have in common with hot dogs??
They're both loaded with chemical additives !!!
Little JOhnny walks into the bathroom and sees his mother coming out of the shower, points at her crotch and says "what's that?" Mom thinking quickly says "that's where your daddy hit me with his axe." Johnny then replies "Pretty good shot, he got you right in the c**t."
What do you call a pro baseball player who doesn't take steroids?
A minor leaguer !!!
How do you know when your girlfriend's been taking AAS?
When the condom fits her better than it does you !!
What do bodybuilders have in common with hot dogs??
They're both loaded with chemical additives !!!
Little JOhnny walks into the bathroom and sees his mother coming out of the shower, points at her crotch and says "what's that?" Mom thinking quickly says "that's where your daddy hit me with his axe." Johnny then replies "Pretty good shot, he got you right in the c**t."
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