OK POST UP YOUR BEST LINES YOUVE SAID TO A GUY OR GIRL...

[BigDawg]

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I like the "nice shoes" line, i may have to keep that in reserve.

[antihero]

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are you even old enough to date? lmao

[antihero]

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i used to cruise with my buddies. we would holler out the window


"hey baby we got beer! wanna party!"

we got the takers we wanted. girls who are willing to jump in a truck with guys they dont know just to get wasted are usually easy. if it wasnt for that line i may still be a virgin

[Strella]

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"I WOULD LOVE TO BUY YOU A CHICKEN DINNER." Then walk away.....She will come to you.......no one can resist a nice chicken dinner baby!

[DJDIGGLER]

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^ yeah...keep em coming...

*dusty dick*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That deserves rep!! Dusty Dick! HAHAHAHAHA

[DJDIGGLER]

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Best set up to meet a woman:

First, let me set the stage. You are at a night club. Now, my rule of thumb is always to get my drinks form the same bartender all night long and way over tip from the very first drink. It doesn't take long before they start getting stronger and 'on the house', if you know what I mean. Make a little small talk with your bartender and so forth.

Then, when you see the woman you want to meet you have your bartender send her a drink. Now, this is even better if you know the bartender personally becasue they will go over and say 'this is from John, the guy over there'. You raise your drink to her and then turn and continue your conversation with whoever is nest to you. You NEVER go over there! She will assume you are going to come over and when you don't she will wonder why. Then, after several minutes, make your firends beat it so you are all alone. She will either come over to you or call you over. The rest is up to you.

The next best set up to meet a woman:

You spot a hot chick at the bar and you go up to her and say 'excuse me, can I ask you something?' I've never had a woman say no. You say, 'look, there is a woman in here that I find absolutely beautiful but I don't want to sound like a totaly cheese ball like the rest of these guys. What would a woman as attractive as you appreciate in a man's approach?'. She will tell you what to do, trust me. Then, you say thanks, and walk away. Then, when she's not looking, you walk back up to her and say or do what she told you to say or do. This will get you the biggest smile you can imagine. Just think about it, the girl just told you how to pick her up. LOL They will tell you that no one have ever done anything like that to them before (unless you are in ATL, then there is a possiblity lol). You instantly get high marks for creativity, coolness and intellignece.

The second one is by far my favorite because it so funny to see the look on their face. They know you got them and they just laugh.

Anyways, those are my two favorites.

Damn Tmann your one smooth Mofo! Freaking Don juan or Rico Suave! I'd rep you if I could!

[IBBADMIN]

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girls so ugly she can make an onion cry

[Scalleywag]

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We were at a bar in college and this chick said to my brother, "You're immature". To which he promptly came back with the only thing you can say in this situation............."YOUR MOMMA".

He actually ended up taking her home.

[angryoldman]

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Can I wear your ass as a hat?

[mtnmedic]

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lmao !