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    Three Proofs that Jesus Was...

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH
    He went into his father's business
    He lived at home until he was 33
    He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was God

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    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH
    He never got married
    He was always telling stories
    He loved green pastures

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN
    His first name was Jesus
    He was bilingual
    He was always being harassed by the authorities

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN
    He talked with his hands
    He had wine with every meal
    He worked in the building trades

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK
    He called everybody "brother"
    He liked Gospel
    He couldn't get a fair trial

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
    He never cut his hair
    He walked around barefoot
    He started a new religion

    THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
    He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food.
    He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    Even dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
    NO PAIN, NO GAIN
    KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN






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    ^LOL
    Don't worry about life, you're not going to survive it anyway.






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      Re: Religious Joke...

      HAHAHAHA
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        Re: Religious Joke...

        Genuinely laughing out loud - loudly. Thanks.

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