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of comedy. Here is Maxim $150 winner for March 2003

A women is going at it with her husband's best friend one afternoon when suddenly the phone rings. She hops out of bed to answer it. "Hello...OK, bye."
"Who was that?" ask the guy.
"Just my husband," she replies
"Oh, crap. I'd better get going. Did he say where he was? Is he coming home?"
"Don't worry," says the wife. "He said he's down at the bar playing a few games of pool with you."

[bigjim33]

:p lol

[pudgy]

Still going....


Monica Lewinsky walks into her dry cleaning store and
tells the clerk, "I've got another dress for you to
clean."


Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk replies, "Come
again?"



"No," she says......"horseradish."

[pudgy]

THE YEAR'S BEST
You can't make this stuff up, kids.


THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2002

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Prostitutes Appeal to Pope

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Teacher Strikes Idle Kids

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain;Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

[gongshow]

haha good stuff.

[Cory]

Originally posted by saturn
Hahahaha.....That is funny stuff. I needed that laugh.

LOL!!!

[Hollywood]

Originally posted by Cory
LOL!!!

alright, kid, you need to get rid of that signature...I had it first!!!:2gunsfiri

[Hollywood]

I'll fight till the end!

[dedprez]

oh man

[LOCO]

Originally posted by pudgy
THE YEAR'S BEST
You can't make this stuff up, kids.


THE YEAR'S BEST [ACTUAL] HEADLINES OF 2002

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfield (London) Couple Slain;Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

hahaha this is awesome!

[ZEUS08]

FUNNY SHIT, I NEEDED A LAUGH TOO

[THE JUICE]

hehehe funny shit

[Hollywood]

Whoa, who dug this thread up? LMAO!

[bigjim33]

Originally posted by Hollywood
Whoa, who dug this thread up? LMAO!

look at the dates people posted babe

[Hollywood]