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    A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door. A drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    "Not a chance," says the husband, "It is 3 o'clock in the morning."

    He slams the door and returns to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No. I did not. It is 3 o'clock in the morning and pouring rain outside!!"

    His wife said, "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself!"

    The man gets dressed and goes out into the pouring rain.

    He calls out into the darkness: "Hello! Are you still there?"

    "Yes," comes back the answer.

    "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

    "Yes!Please!" comes the reply from the darkness.

    "Where are you?" asks the husband.

    "Over here on the swing!!" replies the drunk.
    “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
    --Manny Pacquiao



    Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:

    http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





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  • #2
    Re: A drunk man at the door

    so did he push him or no?

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    • #3
      Re: A drunk man at the door

      lol!! i think i know that dude!
      HE WHO MAKES A BEAST OF HIMSELF, GET'S RID OF THE PAIN OF BEING A MAN!!


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      • #4
        Re: A drunk man at the door

        ha

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        • #5
          Re: A drunk man at the door

          lol

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          • #6
            Re: A drunk man at the door

            lol...hilarious!!!!
            NO PAIN, NO GAIN
            KNOW PAIN, KNOW GAIN





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            • #7
              Re: A drunk man at the door

              What a pushy!
              -Rage (aka Andrew @ Muscle Maniax)

              "Ok I'm here it's Saturday night at 11:00 pm and no one is on so I will go work out then!!"--Captain Canuck

              [Referring to Pump]"I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven."--Schwarzenegger

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