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two old timers
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small
tavern.
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you
leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I
remember it well."
"OK" he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do
it for old time's sake." "Ooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good
idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this...two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble." So he follows them
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their
way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and
the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the
fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like
eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling,
He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex
imaginable. Finally they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that
he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching, thinks, "That was truly amazing, he was
going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is." As the couple
pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must have been having
sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must Have had a
fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret, "the old man says. "Fifty years ago that fence
wasn't electric."
tavern.
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we
had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you
leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes," she says, "I
remember it well."
"OK" he says, "How about taking a stroll 'round there again and we can do
it for old time's sake." "Ooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good
idea," she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this,
and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see this...two
old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so
there's no trouble." So he follows them
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their
way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and
the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the
fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex
that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like
eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling,
He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex
imaginable. Finally they both collapse panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that
he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering,
the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.
The policeman, still watching, thinks, "That was truly amazing, he was
going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is." As the couple
pass, he says to them, "That was something else, you must have been having
sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must Have had a
fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"
"No, there's no secret, "the old man says. "Fifty years ago that fence
wasn't electric."
Hehehe. Sounds like electricity is better than viagra.
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