Re: Crazy things you do when your young!
When I was a kid I would torment ants. I would first take a small sledge hammer and bash everyone I saw. Then I would take smoke bombs, light them, and point them right in the ant colony hole to smoke them out. Next I would take WD40 and a lighter and blow torch them when they came out. Then I would put Thunder bombs (firecrackers) in each individual hole of the ant colonies, light them, and blow their colonies to pieces. Then I would finally finish them off by continually soaking the colonies with water to drown the remaining ants.
I always wondered if the ants communicated news stories through their antennae's?!
"This just in......bob and jimmy were killed on the expressway this afternoon by a giant holding a large boulder on a stick. Then a few subdivisions in antville were annihilated by smoke, fire, bombs, and flash floods. Our military defense is currently setting up negotiations for a retalitory strike against the giant with our red ant squadron, and are trying to work out a deal to get assistance from our enemy the wasps! More from our sponsors...."
Thank god my house was on a giant ant infested lot! I would have been one bored kid!
When I was a kid I would torment ants. I would first take a small sledge hammer and bash everyone I saw. Then I would take smoke bombs, light them, and point them right in the ant colony hole to smoke them out. Next I would take WD40 and a lighter and blow torch them when they came out. Then I would put Thunder bombs (firecrackers) in each individual hole of the ant colonies, light them, and blow their colonies to pieces. Then I would finally finish them off by continually soaking the colonies with water to drown the remaining ants.
I always wondered if the ants communicated news stories through their antennae's?!
"This just in......bob and jimmy were killed on the expressway this afternoon by a giant holding a large boulder on a stick. Then a few subdivisions in antville were annihilated by smoke, fire, bombs, and flash floods. Our military defense is currently setting up negotiations for a retalitory strike against the giant with our red ant squadron, and are trying to work out a deal to get assistance from our enemy the wasps! More from our sponsors...."
Thank god my house was on a giant ant infested lot! I would have been one bored kid!
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