Yes, I've officially ordered UFC 61 tonight. I've turned down a night out with Paris Hilton for this. She called at 8:00 and said "Angry, I want to make another video tonight. You available?" I said "Sorry fugly, can't hook it up tonight. Call Fuzo". Right after Paris called, Lindsay lohan called. I said "Sorry honey. You'll have to wait until next week. I'm busy tonight." Wouldn't you know it, Heather Locklear calls me 20 minutes later. "Angry, I'm horny. Can we meet at around 10:00?" PHUQUE NO HEATHER! I told her "My peeps at FG are waiting for results from tonights fights. No can do. I'll call you later."
You bastards owe me!
You bastards owe me!
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