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    Anyways im ridiculously white and because of the medications im on I cant be exposed to direct sunlight or artifical sunlight, but being really pale sucks, anyone know of a good sunless tanner/spray tanner that doesnt streak nor turn u orange?
    Im gonna get so big I cant dress myself

  • #2
    Re: Sunless tanners

    Try the body sprays. Their listed in the phone book. I tried just about every sunless tanner and they either stink or turn orangeish. or you get these brown and light patches between the finger and toes and it takes along time for it to go away.

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    • #3
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      Yea
      “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
      --Manny Pacquiao



      Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:

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      • #4
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        Yep....burp.

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        • #5
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          I have never used those tanners but I sweat a lot and I would afraid of it coming off on my clothes and bedsheets. Yuck! Anybody know if that happens? If not, I could be interested.
          -Rage (aka Andrew @ Muscle Maniax)

          "Ok I'm here it's Saturday night at 11:00 pm and no one is on so I will go work out then!!"--Captain Canuck

          [Referring to Pump]"I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven."--Schwarzenegger

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          • #6
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            ^Yep, that happens too. I ruined several white dress shirts with them damn selftanners.

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            • #7
              Re: Sunless tanners

              Originally posted by youngN
              Anyways im ridiculously white and because of the medications im on I cant be exposed to direct sunlight or artifical sunlight, but being really pale sucks, anyone know of a good sunless tanner/spray tanner that doesnt streak nor turn u orange?
              You can do like the apes do and rub poo all over yourself. Depending on what your diet consists of, it can have a nice tan color to it. Wrong diet, and it can make you look green.
              “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
              --Manny Pacquiao



              Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:

              http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





              Fitnessgeared's resident Smart ass

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              • #8
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                haha i guess ill just be a ghost
                Im gonna get so big I cant dress myself

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                • #9
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                  I'm anti-tanning - I have a skin cancer/wrinkly skin phobia. I've tried all kinds of self-tanners, including the spray on kind at the booths, expensive creams, etc. Always too smelly or stained too much. But the best find so far is the No Ad brand. Not too stinky and a decent color.
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                  • #10
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                    Hey starr if you`ve got on online source for that No Ad tanner, I`d be interested to buy some. Either that or maybe a bottle that you have has the company website listed, whatever you`ve got. Japanese sunless tanner is crap.

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                    • #11
                      Re: Sunless tanners

                      Put on some pro-tan and then you'll be good to go.



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                      • #12
                        Re: Sunless tanners

                        pro tan?
                        Im gonna get so big I cant dress myself

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                        • #13
                          Re: Sunless tanners

                          “I don't look ahead... I keep focused on my next opponent. I am looking forward to my next opponent, I don't think past that point.”
                          --Manny Pacquiao



                          Big Mike's speach to Congress telling them to phuque off on the steroid ban:

                          http://www.moviewavs.com/0049230534/...y/statemnt.mp3





                          Fitnessgeared's resident Smart ass

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                          • #14
                            Re: Sunless tanners

                            i paid a bunch of money for two different types of spray tanners and I can tell you that my wife and I can do as good if not better with Loreal sunless tanner.

                            With Loreal it takes practice to get it right. Start with the lightest one and gradually increase the darkness as you learn how to apply. (I think it goes Light, Medium and Dark)

                            Sensitive spots such as face, knees, elbows, feet and especially HANDS require skill. I suggest, no, I am telling you to mix the tanner with regular lotion for these spots. (hint, use clear polish on your fingernails to prevent them from tunning orange. If you are too manly for polish, make sure you take a tooth brush and wipe off your nails after you apply.)

                            Sunless tanning can be a pain and is best when someone else applies it to you. It does have an odor. Put it on at night before bed, let it dry for a few minutes (use hairdryer) then sleep with it on. It will stain your sheets the first night so use old sheet or sleep on a towel. After you shower it should not come off on your clothes (unless you use bronzer, do not use tanner with a bronzer). With that said don't put on your best white shirt then go sweat in the sun, test it to make sure.

                            I use it a couple times a month. Especially in the winter. I have also found that it dries the skin and helps with my acne.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Sunless tanners

                              I saw some pills you can take that dye you from the inside out. Too scared to try em myself.

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