Tweet
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he
kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before
mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the co-ck was
missing. He knew about co-ck fights in the village, so he questioned his
parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has
anybody got a co-ck?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a co-ck?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a co-ck
that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY
co-ck?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before
mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the co-ck was
missing. He knew about co-ck fights in the village, so he questioned his
parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, "Has
anybody got a co-ck?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a co-ck?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a co-ck
that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY
co-ck?"
Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
Comment