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Best Joke of the Year
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving
me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!"
But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes
on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a
beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I no American, I
Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That
person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not an
American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an
American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks
her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her
watch, shrugs, and says. . ."Probably at work!"
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and
says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving
me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!"
But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes
on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a
beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I no American, I
Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That
person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not an
American!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an
American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks
her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her
watch, shrugs, and says. . ."Probably at work!"
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